1935
Ferris Bueller:
A: You can never go too far. B: If I'm gonna get busted, it is *not* gonna be by a guy like *that*.
-Ferris Bueller
-Ferris Bueller
1934
Jeannie:
Maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe Ferris isn't such a bad guy. After all, I got a car, he got a computer. But still, why should he get to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants? Why should everything work out for him? What makes him so goddamn special?
-Jeannie
-Jeannie
1933
Jeannie:
Look, it's real nice that you hope my brother is feeling better, but I'm in danger, okay? I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. I don't want it violated or killed, all right? I need help! Speaka de English? DICKHEAD!
-Jeannie
-Jeannie
1932
Jeannie:
I don't believe this. If I was bleeding out my eyes, you guys would make me go to school.
-Jeannie
-Jeannie
1931
Grace:
Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
-Grace
-Grace
1930
Ed:
Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine.
-Ed
-Ed
1929
Cameron:
The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion.
-Cameron
-Cameron
1928
Cameron:
Pardon my French, but you're an asshole! Asshole!
-Cameron
-Cameron
1927
Ferris Bueller:
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
-Ferris Bueller
-Ferris Bueller
1926
Ferris Bueller:
Cameron, dear friend, you thought we wouldn't have any fun. Shame on you.
-Ferris Bueller
-Ferris Bueller
1925
Ferris Bueller:
Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
-Ferris Bueller
-Ferris Bueller
1924
Ferris Bueller:
I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?
-Ferris Bueller
-Ferris Bueller
