Ferris Bueller's Day Off Quotes
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    1955
      Cameron:
      He's gonna be a fry cook at Venus!
      -Cameron
      1954
        Cameron and Ferris:
        Ferris: If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.

        Cameron:Ha, You've been saying that since the fifth grade.
        -Cameron and Ferris
        1953
          Ferris:
          You killed the car.
          -Ferris
          1952
            Cameron:
            When Cameron was in Egypt's land..."let my Cameron go!"
            -Cameron
            1951
              Cameron:
              Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.
              -Cameron
              1950
                Ferris:
                Anything is peaceful from one thousand, three hundred and fifty-three feet.
                -Ferris
                1949
                  Ferris:
                  The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful and very cold, and you're not allowed to touch anything.

                  -Ferris
                  1948
                    Cameron:
                    I think I see my dad.
                    -Cameron
                    1947
                      Simone:
                      Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

                      -Simone
                      1946
                        Grace:
                        Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
                        -Grace
                        1945
                          Ferris:
                          You're still here? It's over! ...Go home
                          -Ferris
                          1944
                            Ferris:
                            You're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do.
                            -Ferris
                            1943
                              Teacher:
                              Bueller? Bueller?
                              -Teacher
                              1942
                                Cameron:
                                I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it.

                                -Cameron
                                1941
                                  Ferris Bueller:
                                  Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second.

                                  -Ferris Bueller
                                  1940
                                    Cameron:
                                    He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is uh... This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What - I'LL GO. Shit.

                                    -Cameron
                                    1939
                                      Cameron:
                                      Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home.
                                      -Cameron
                                      1938
                                        Ferris Bueller:
                                        The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?"
                                        -Ferris Bueller
                                        1937
                                          Simone:
                                          Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

                                          -Simone
                                          1936
                                            Ferris Bueller:
                                            Nothing - wha - what do you mean nothing good? We've seen everything good. We've seen the whole city! We went to a museum, we saw priceless works of art! We ate pancreas!

                                            -Ferris Bueller