Ferris Bueller's Day Off Quotes
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    1975
      Economics Teacher:
      In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowe
      -Economics Teacher
      1974
        Cameron pretending to be Mr. Peterson:
        Um, Ed, I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to see a body?
        -Cameron pretending to be Mr. Peterson
        1973
          Ferris and the mater d:
          Matre D "Your Abe Froeman?" Ferris "Thats right!" Matre D "The Sausage King of Chicago!?"
          -Ferris and the mater d
          1972
            Ferris and Waiter:
            Waiter-Hang up the phone
            Ferris-No.
            Waiter-Come on hang
            -Ferris and Waiter
            1971
              Ed Rooney:
              The Game is up.
              -Ed Rooney
              1970
                Cameron:
                Ferris, he never drives it. He just rubs it with a diaper.
                -Cameron
                1969
                  Mr. Rooney:
                  Pucker up buttercup.
                  -Mr. Rooney
                  1968
                    CAMERON:
                    "You have reached the coughlin brothers mortuary we're deeply sorry we are unable to come to the phone right now,
                    but if you'll leave your name and number we'll GET BACK to you as soon as humanly possible."
                    -CAMERON
                    1967
                      Ferris:
                      This is the part where Cameron goes beserk.
                      -Ferris
                      1966
                        the nurse:
                        I heard that you were feeling ill- headache, fever and a chill. I came here to restore your pluck cos im the nurse who likes to....*door slams*"
                        -the nurse
                        1965
                          jeannie:
                          excuse me..if whoever is in the house is still in the house id like to let you know I've called the police- so if you have any brains you'll get your ass outta my house real quick!......id also like to add that I have my father's gun and a scortching case
                          -jeannie
                          1964
                            what if you need a favour from ferris one day?...you heartless wench!
                            -
                            1963
                              Theme Song:
                              Bomp Bomp. Chik, Chik-a-chik-a.
                              -Theme Song
                              1962
                                Mr. Rooney:
                                I had a grandmother once...two, actually.
                                -Mr. Rooney
                                1961
                                  Cameron:
                                  Call me sir, goddamn it!
                                  -Cameron
                                  1960
                                    Jeannie:
                                    I KNEW IT!
                                    -Jeannie
                                    1959
                                      ferris bueller to his girlfriend:
                                      Do you have a kiss for daddy?
                                      -ferris bueller to his girlfriend
                                      1958
                                        Little Girl on Bus:
                                        Wanna gummy bear? They've been in my pocket for a while, so they're nice and warm...
                                        -Little Girl on Bus
                                        1957
                                          Mr. Rooney:
                                          GRACE!!!
                                          -Mr. Rooney
                                          1956
                                            Ferris:
                                            Hey, Cameron. You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?
                                            -Ferris