Troll Quotes
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      Eunice:
      That, Harry, my boy, is a troll. Or more specifically, Torok the troll.
      -Eunice
      8730
        Harry Jr.:
        I saw Wendy last night like she really is -- not when she's Wendy.
        -Harry Jr.
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          Eunice:
          I don't hang out with liars.
          -Eunice
          8728
            Eunice:
            Buzz off, you little creeps!
            -Eunice
            8727
              Harry Sr.:
              I love family life!
              -Harry Sr.
              8726
                Torok:
                Welcome, brother elf.
                -Torok
                8725
                  Harry Sr.:
                  Honey, did you do a lot of drugs before we met?
                  -Harry Sr.
                  8724
                    Harry Jr.:
                    She may look like Wendy, she may act like Wendy, she may even dress like Wendy, but she - she's something else.
                    -Harry Jr.
                    8723
                      Eunice:
                      Do you know what day it was when they dropped the bomb on Hiroshima?
                      -Eunice
                      8722
                        Eunice:
                        What's the matter? Everybody in the building is just disappearing, that's all, one by one!
                        -Eunice
                        8721
                          Eunice:
                          You must be Harry's father. That explains his interest in monster movies.
                          -Eunice
                          8720
                            Harry Sr.:
                            You're looking for whales to harpoon, right?
                            -Harry Sr.
                            8719
                              Eunice:
                              Does it look as though I'm having a problem?
                              -Eunice
                              8718
                                Malcolm:
                                It's funny what you think about when you're a child.
                                -Malcolm
                                8717
                                  Wendy:
                                  But you can't die, Malcolm. You're too special.
                                  -Wendy
                                  8716
                                    Wendy:
                                    You seem to be at peace with the world around you.
                                    -Wendy
                                    8715
                                      Eunice:
                                      Well, I'm one adult who has good reason to tell you to do that.
                                      -Eunice
                                      8714
                                        Eunice:
                                        Harry, your sister isn't an alien. She's something much worse.
                                        -Eunice
                                        8713
                                          Eunice:
                                          This whole transformation takes about 72 hours, so we really don't have much time left.
                                          -Eunice
                                          8712
                                            Galwain:
                                            Party hardy, Harry!
                                            -Galwain