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      Ben: Why'd Tragle have to kill himself and leave us with this jackass?
      Tonto: Sex-crazed, that's why.
      Rena: He wasn't sex-crazed! He was in love!
      Tonto: With a dental technician?
      Rena: Not everybody has to be beautiful to have someone fall in love with them.
      Tonto: You don't kill yourself over a dental technician.
      Tonto: You ever hear of "Romeo and Juliet"?
      Tonto: Was she a dental technician?
      Rena: No, but people do kill themselves when they can have the one they love!
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        Lucas: Are you referring to the size of my penis?
        Bruno: Yeah, I am.
        Lucas: With a flaccid penis, it's the number of folds that count. Besides, I'm not semi-erect like some of you guys here.
        Bruno: What did you say?
        Lucas: A University of Chicago study. You can tell the fags in a warm shower by who's got the longest dong. Hey, yours seems to be growing even now.
        Bruno: The hell it is!
        Lucas: It IS, look!
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          Lucas: They say that aggression is an expression of sexual feeling.
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            Cappie: I'm just being nice to her.
            Alise: Well, stop being nice to her! I don't want you talking to her anymore, I don't want to turn around and see you walking with her and smiling at her. I don't want her in this car on Friday night. We're not giving her any ride to any goddamn dance, she can put her fat ass on the back of Lucas's bike where it damn well belongs!
            348
              Lucas: There is a dance on Friday and if you and Alise could take Maggie and me, it'd be great. See, she has to meet people. She has a strong need for acceptance.
              347
                Lucas: I guess everybody has their own idea of fun. Some people go to football games. Other people do less superficial things.
                Maggie: Look, just because you don't approve of something, doesn't mean other people don't have a right to enjoy it. You're in the band aren't you?
                Lucas: Yeah?
                Maggie: So?
                Lucas: So?
                Maggie: So the band goes to football games!
                Lucas: We're totally different!
                Maggie: Why?
                Lucas: Because the band does not have fun there!
                346
                  Bruno: Luke, Luke! Get that ball away and puke! Ben and Luke! I'm going to puke!
                  Lucas: Let's go...
                  Ben: Don't let him scare you away!
                  Lucas: Scare me away?
                  Ben: Yeah, just tell him to eat shit.
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                    Bruno: Guys, what do you say? You coming out for the football team or not? We're trying to find you a jersey but we're all out of pup tents.
                    Ben: You should talk, shit breath!
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                      Maggie: You know how wonderful you are?
                      Lucas: Yeah, but it doesn't turn you on, does it?
                      343
                        Coach: Hear me good, you pissant! Because I'm only going to tell you one more time.
                        Lucas: Don't you call me that! Don't you call me a pissant you dumb fucking jock!
                        Coach: What'd you say?
                        Lucas: You heard me, pencil-brain! I mean, who are we kidding here, who is the pissant? The second-rate coach of a third rate team or me?
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                          [Lucas goes to his bike]
                          Maggie: Where are you going?
                          Lucas: To the dance.
                          Maggie: By yourself?
                          Lucas: Hey, I'm a party animal.
                          341
                            Coach: Bly, in!
                            Lucas: What position?
                            Coach: Prone!
                            340
                              Lucas: You can't ever make me quit, EVER!
                              339
                                Lucas: Either you're an athlete or you're not an athlete.
                                338
                                  Lucas: This equipment doesn't fit.
                                  Coach: No, it's you that don't fit.
                                  337
                                    Lucas: If you're so depressed, how come you're eating pizza?
                                    336
                                      Cappie: Are you interested in politics?
                                      Maggie: So so.
                                      Cappie: Are you interested in cars?
                                      Maggie: No.
                                      Cappie: Are you interested in wide receivers?
                                      Maggie: What's that?
                                      Cappie: The position I play.
                                      Maggie: Oh, is that what you do? Sorta.
                                      Cappie: Are you interested in being kissed?
                                      Maggie: Yes.
                                      335
                                        Ben: Did you hear about Lucas? It's suicide!
                                        Rena: What do you mean?
                                        Ben: He's gone out for the football team!