Benny & Joon Quotes
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    1832
      "He can really cook, can't he?" -Joon
      "Yeah, although for grilled cheese, I might use the wool setting." -Benny
      1831
        Joon Benny:
        Joon: I lost... Benny: What's in the pot? Joon: A cousin.
        -Joon Benny
        1830
          Joon:
          They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council.

          -Joon
          1829
            Sam:
            Thanks for the couch. Um... Mike made me sleep under the sink.

            -Sam
            1828
              Sam:
              Oh. Because you know, it seems to me that, aside from being a little mentally ill, she's pretty normal.

              -Sam
              1827
                Sam:
                He was mine! He was mine! No Cindy! You're sick you need help. No, Cindy! No Cindy! No!

                -Sam
                1826
                  Joon:
                  Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese.
                  -Joon
                  1825
                    Benny Pearl:
                    You can't bet a HUMAN BEING!!
                    -Benny Pearl
                    1824
                      Sam:
                      Joon. . .with an 'N'?
                      -Sam