Jurassic Park Quotes
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    1708
      Ian Malcolm:
      Now that is one big pile of $#@%.
      -Ian Malcolm
      1707
        Ian Malcolm:
        What've they got in there, King Kong?
        -Ian Malcolm
        1706
          Ian Malcolm:
          Must go faster!
          -Ian Malcolm
          1705
            Ian Malcolm:
            You think they'll have that on the tour?
            -Ian Malcolm
            1704
              Ian Malcolm:
              Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend.
              -Ian Malcolm
              1703
                Ian Malcom and Eli.:
                Ian:
                God creates dinosaur.
                God destroys dinosaur.
                God creates man.
                Man destroys God.
                Man creates dinosaur.
                Eli:
                Dinosaur eats man.
                Women inherits the Earth.
                -Ian Malcom and Eli.
                1702
                  Dennis Nedry:
                  Hey, c'mon, get outta here. Okay, here--fetch." *Dinosaur stares* "Well, no wonder you guys are extinct!
                  -Dennis Nedry
                  1701
                    Mr. Arnold:
                    Hold on to your butts.
                    -Mr. Arnold
                    1700
                      Ian Malcom:
                      Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
                      -Ian Malcom
                      1699
                        John Hammond & Ian Malcom:
                        John Hammond: "All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked, nothing."

                        Ian Malcom: "But, John. But if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

                        -John Hammond & Ian Malcom
                        1698
                          Dennis Nedry:
                          Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word.
                          -Dennis Nedry
                          1697
                            Dr. Ian Malcolm:
                            Now eventualy you might have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour right? Hello? yes?

                            -Dr. Ian Malcolm