Jurassic Park Quotes
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    1728
      Tim: I hate trees.
      Lex: They don't bother me.
      Tim: Ya, well, you weren't in the last one.
      1727
        Dr. Ellie Sattler: Doctor Grant's not machine compatible.
        1726
          Donald Gennaro: Hey, where'd you find that?
          Tim: In a box under my seat.
          Donald Gennaro: Are they heavy?
          Tim: Yeah.
          Donald Gennaro: Then they're expensive, put 'em back.
          1725
            Tim: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
            Dr. Alan Grant: I don't know.
            Tim: A Do-you-think-he-saurus.
            1724
              Lex: I happen to be a vegetarian.
              1723
                Ray Arnold: Hold on to your butts.
                1722
                  Muldoon: Shoot her! Shoot her!
                  1721
                    Muldoon: They should all be destroyed.
                    1720
                      who's hungry?
                      john hammond
                      1719
                        "I hate always being right."
                        Dr. Ian Malcom
                        1718
                          Dr. Allen Grant: "They make beautiful dirction changes, just like a flock of bird evading a predator."
                          Tim: "There ah.... there flocking this way."
                          Dr. Allen Grant and Tim
                          1717
                            "I hate always being right."
                            Dr. Ian Malcom
                            1716
                              "I hate always being right."
                              Dr. Ian Malcom
                              1715
                                Dr. Allen Grant: "Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration I have decided not to endorse your park.
                                John Hammond: "So have I."
                                -Dr. Allen Grant & John Hammond
                                1714
                                  John Hammond: "It is just a delay, thats all it is. All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disney Land in 1956 nothing worked."
                                  Dr. Ian Malcom: "But John The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."
                                  1713
                                    Tyrannosaurus Rex: RROOOAAARRRR!!!
                                    1712
                                      John Hammond: "I don't believe it, you two are supposed to defend me against these characters and the only one I've got on my side is the blood sucking lawyer."
                                      1711
                                        the little man on the computer screen:
                                        Man: "Ah-ah-ah! You didn't say the magic word! Ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah!"
                                        -the little man on the computer screen
                                        1710
                                          Lex and Alan Grant:
                                          Lex: "He left us! *pant pant* HE LEFT US!" Dr. Grant "But that's NOT what I'M gonna do!"
                                          -Lex and Alan Grant
                                          1709
                                            Malcom:
                                            And here I am talking to myself, Thats chaos theory
                                            -Malcom