Can't Hardly Wait Quotes
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      "Preston? I dunno, his hair's kinda, I dunno, brown?" -Stoner Guy
      "No, it's not really brown. Oh, he's tall." - Watermelon Guy
      "Yeah, he's kinda kinda tall. Sorta tall. And he's like always wearing like t-shirts." - Stoner Guy
      "So, he's sort of tall?" - Amanda
      "Kind of." - Stoner Guy
      "With... hair?" - Amanda
      "Yeah." - Stoner Guy
      "And he wears t-shirts....sometimes?" - Amanda
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        Stoner Guy: You know who else I like that didn't get much play? Velma from Scooby-Doo. She was cool. She was a hip, hip lady.
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          Angel Stripper: Oh I'm the weird one? You're the one calling Barry Mannilow from a phone booth at 2:00 am!
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            [sees Kenny Fisher posing in a mirror]
            Denise: Looks like someone's auditioning for "Soul Train."
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              Kenny:
              Why you gotta steal my flava!
              -Kenny
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                Kenny Fisher:
                I better double-bag it, I don't know where that girl's been!
                -Kenny Fisher
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                  Kenny Fisher:
                  Woman, this is all YOUR fault! Just bargin' in here, like a frickin' MOOSE! [does weird moose sound]
                  -Kenny Fisher