Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Quotes
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      Fat Bastard: "You're lucky, wee man!"
      8627
        Austin: "Of course you've never had 'the pleasure', we've just met, baby, yeah!"
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          Fat Bastard: "Come on, I'm bigger than you and higher up in the food chain! Get in my belly!!"
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            "Listen Baby, I don't care if he is a Fat Bastard, you don't give a man a shot in the pills... it's just not cricket"-Austin Powers
            8624
              "I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead"-Fat Bastard
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                "It's one thing to attack me, it's quite another
                to attack my mini-Me"-Dr.Evil
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                  Austin:
                  And Ivana toilet made out of solid gold but it's just not in the cards now is it?
                  -Austin
                  8621
                    Austin Powers:
                    Show me to the models, baby
                    -Austin Powers
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                      Austin:
                      I can't believe Vanessa, my bride, my one true love was a Fembot all along...Wait a tick, that means I'm single again! Oh behave!
                      -Austin
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                        Austin:
                        I can't believe Vanessa, my bride, my one true love was a Fembot all along...Wait a tick, that means I'm single again! Oh behave!
                        -Austin
                        8618
                          Dr. Evil:
                          When a problem comes along, you must zip it! Zip it good! (pretends to talk in Japanese) Subtitle-Zip it.
                          -Dr. Evil
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                            Fat B@$+@(d:
                            Get in my belly!!
                            -Fat B@$+@(d
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                              Ivana Humpalot and Austin:
                              Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?" "I can guess, baby." "We play chess." "I guessed wrong.
                              -Ivana Humpalot and Austin
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                                Dr. Evil and Scott:
                                I have turned the moon into something I like to call a "Death Star.(Scott laughs) What's so funny?" "Oh nothing, Darth." "What'd you say?" "Oh nothing. RIPOFF!!" "Bless you.
                                -Dr. Evil and Scott
                                8614
                                  Scott and Dr. Evil:
                                  Look at him! He's like a vicious chiuaua thing. He'll kill me the first chance he gets." "Probably."
                                  -Scott and Dr. Evil
                                  8613
                                    Austin:
                                    Let me ask you something and be homest. Do I make you horny baby? Do I? Do I make you RANDY?
                                    -Austin
                                    8612
                                      Dr. Evil talking about Mini-Me:
                                      He's evil, he wants to take over the world, and he fits easily into most overhead storage bins.
                                      -Dr. Evil talking about Mini-Me
                                      8611
                                        Dr. Evil:
                                        Zip it! Ziiiiip. Ladies and gentlemen ExZIP IT A. I'm Zippi Longstocking! Would you like a suckle of my Zipple?
                                        -Dr. Evil
                                        8610
                                          Dr. Evil:
                                          If anything should happen to you I don't know what I would do...I'd probably move on and get another clone but there'd be a ten minute period where I'm just inconsoleable.
                                          -Dr. Evil
                                          8609
                                            Fat Bastard:
                                            (singing) I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs. I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs. Chiliiiiii's Baby Back Ribs.
                                            -Fat Bastard