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      fletcher: you arent you know.....
      audre:we've been dating for seven months what do you think
      fletcher: really.....eww..... i figured after being married to me, you wouldnt have the strength left
      audre: but you have to remember, i wasnt having sex as nearing as often as you
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        Fletcher: THE PEN IS RE-ROYAL BLUE!
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          Fletcher Reede:
          I CAN'T LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          -Fletcher Reede
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            Mr. Reed -Judge:
            Reed: Your Honor I object!!! Judge: And why is that Mr. Reed? Reed: Because it's devestating to my case Judge: Over ruled. Reed: Good call!!
            - Mr. Reed -Judge
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              Fletcher and office guy:
              whats up fletcher?".......
              "your colesteral fatty!
              -Fletcher and office guy