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      Mr. Hyde: "MY NAME IS... MR. HYDE!!!" <he then shows his ugly face>... "MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" <Hyde's manic laugh>. "HAHAAHAHAHA" <Hyde holding to the chain.>
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        Pagemaster:
        When in doubt, look to the books!
        -Pagemaster
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          Long John Silver:
          "Good Sailing with ye, shipmate; Fifteen men on a dead man's chest, Yo ho ho & a bottle of rum."
          -Long John Silver
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            Horror and Adventure:
            (knocks)"Who's there?" "Adventure?" "Adventure who?" "What do you mean Adventure who??
            -Horror and Adventure
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              Richard:
              This is not good, definitely not good.
              -Richard
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                Richard Tyler:
                Richard Tyler: I'm a cartoon!
                -Richard Tyler
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                  Adventure Fantasy:
                  How would you like to curl up with a good book? Ow, me binding!' 'In your dreams!
                  -Adventure Fantasy
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                    Richard Fantasy:
                    Fantasy!' 'Naturally. Who were you expecting, Honey? The Tooth Fairy?
                    -Richard Fantasy
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                      Horror:
                      We are lusty, adventurous men.
                      -Horror
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                        Adventure:
                        I wrote the book on sailing. In fact, I am the book on sailing.
                        -Adventure
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                          Adventure Horror:
                          Hmm, you know what would make this a happy ending? A kiss.' 'Doh, okay. [smack]' 'I meant from her!
                          -Adventure Horror
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                            Tom Richard Long John Silver:
                            Give the word, captain Silver, and I'll show you the color of his insides.' 'Red, red, they're red!' 'Stow your cutlass, Tom, I want a better look at his outsides first.
                            -Tom Richard Long John Silver
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                              Fantasy Horror Adventure:
                              Fantasy: He's possessed! Horror: He's insane! Adventure: He's my kinda guy!

                              -Fantasy Horror Adventure
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                                Dr. Jekyll Richard:
                                My boy, I derive no pleasure in telling you that you are in extreme danger.' 'Danger?' 'Even as we speak.
                                -Dr. Jekyll Richard
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                                  Fantasy Richard:
                                  'What is this?' 'It's a library card.' 'I'm a book, honey, I can read.'
                                  -Fantasy Richard
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                                    The Pagemaster:
                                    I am The Pagemaster, keeper of the books and guardian of the written word.
                                    -The Pagemaster
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                                      Dr. Jekyll, Capt. Ahab, Long John Silver:
                                      You prevailed over evil." "You looked Moby Dick in the eye, boy." "Arr, you have pirate stuff, lad.
                                      -Dr. Jekyll, Capt. Ahab, Long John Silver
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                                        Adventure and Fantasy:
                                        How'd you like to settle down with a good book?" "IN YOUR DREAMS!!
                                        -Adventure and Fantasy
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                                          Adventure and Richard:
                                          You be fiction or nonfiction?" "Richard! Richard Tyler!" "What kind of a book that be?
                                          -Adventure and Richard
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                                            Richard:
                                            I was torn apart by a mad doctor! I was pushed around by a bunch of mangy pirates! And eaten, got that? EATEN by a fire-breathing dragon!
                                            -Richard