Heathers Quotes
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      "It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid draino!" - Veronica Sawyer
      8525
        "Oh, my God. I'll have to send my S.A.T. scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford." - Veronica Sawyer
        8524
          "Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games." -Heather Chandler
          8523
            J.D.: Greetings and salutations...
            8522
              Veronica Sawyer: If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.
              8521
                Heather Chandler: Corn Nuts!
                Veronica Sawyer: Plain or BQ?
                Heather Chandler: BQ!
                8520
                  Principal: Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
                  8519
                    JD: Eskimo!
                    8518
                      Veronica Sawyer: You know, I have a little prepared speech I tell my suitor when he wants more than I'd like to give him. Gee, blank, I had a really nice...
                      Brad: Save the speeches for Malcolm X, I just want to get laid.
                      8517
                        J.D.: Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes.
                        8516
                          Student: Did You Hear? School's canceled today cause Kurt & Ram killed themselves in a repressed, homosexual, suicide pact.
                          8515
                            Veronica:
                            And to think there was a time when I actually thought you were cool! If you can't deal with me now then stay home and shoot your tv- blow up a couple of toasters or something! Just don't come to school and don't mess with me.
                            -Veronica
                            8514
                              heather chandler:
                              well f#@k me gently with a chain saw
                              -heather chandler
                              8513
                                heather chandler:
                                Grow up heather....bulimia is so 87'
                                -heather chandler
                                8512
                                  veronica:
                                  what's your damage heather?!
                                  -veronica
                                  8511
                                    veronica:
                                    killing heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west...east...no west- I sound like a fu#@ing psycho!
                                    -veronica
                                    8510
                                      veronica:
                                      your beautiful
                                      -veronica
                                      8509
                                        heather chandler:
                                        Did you have a brain tumour for breakfast?
                                        -heather chandler
                                        8508
                                          J.D and Kurt:
                                          kurt: "hey ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a "no fags allowed" rule?"
                                          J.D: well they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though don't they?"
                                          -J.D and Kurt
                                          8507
                                            heather chandler:
                                            You were nothing before you met me...you were playing barbies with betty finn!...you were a bluebird, you were a brownie...you were a girl scout cookie!
                                            -heather chandler