8526
"It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid draino!" - Veronica Sawyer
8525
"Oh, my God. I'll have to send my S.A.T. scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford." - Veronica Sawyer
8524
"Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games." -Heather Chandler
8523
J.D.: Greetings and salutations...
8522
Veronica Sawyer: If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.
8521
Heather Chandler: Corn Nuts!
Veronica Sawyer: Plain or BQ?
Heather Chandler: BQ!
Veronica Sawyer: Plain or BQ?
Heather Chandler: BQ!
8520
Principal: Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
8519
JD: Eskimo!
8518
Veronica Sawyer: You know, I have a little prepared speech I tell my suitor when he wants more than I'd like to give him. Gee, blank, I had a really nice...
Brad: Save the speeches for Malcolm X, I just want to get laid.
Brad: Save the speeches for Malcolm X, I just want to get laid.
8517
J.D.: Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes.
8516
Student: Did You Hear? School's canceled today cause Kurt & Ram killed themselves in a repressed, homosexual, suicide pact.
8515
Veronica:
And to think there was a time when I actually thought you were cool! If you can't deal with me now then stay home and shoot your tv- blow up a couple of toasters or something! Just don't come to school and don't mess with me.
-Veronica
-Veronica
8514
heather chandler:
well f#@k me gently with a chain saw
-heather chandler
-heather chandler
8513
heather chandler:
Grow up heather....bulimia is so 87'
-heather chandler
-heather chandler
8512
veronica:
what's your damage heather?!
-veronica
-veronica
8511
veronica:
killing heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west...east...no west- I sound like a fu#@ing psycho!
-veronica
-veronica
8510
veronica:
your beautiful
-veronica
-veronica
8509
heather chandler:
Did you have a brain tumour for breakfast?
-heather chandler
-heather chandler
8508
J.D and Kurt:
kurt: "hey ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a "no fags allowed" rule?"
J.D: well they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though don't they?"
-J.D and Kurt
J.D: well they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though don't they?"
-J.D and Kurt
8507
heather chandler:
You were nothing before you met me...you were playing barbies with betty finn!...you were a bluebird, you were a brownie...you were a girl scout cookie!
-heather chandler
-heather chandler
