The Return Of The Living Dead Quotes
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      Chuck:
      Hey, Casey, do you like sex with death?
      Casey:
      Yeah, so fuck off and die.
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        Casey:
        Chuck, I never did like you. Oh, but God, hold me tight.
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          Suicide:
          You think this is a fuckin' costume? This is a way of life.
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            Freddy:
            I can finally see, the one thing... the one thing that will relieve this horrible suffering.
            Tina:
            What, Freddy?
            Freddy:
            A live... BRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIN!
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              Stacey Q (On the soundtrack, performing the song "Make Love 'Til We Die"): "I'm not your enemy and surely not your friend, but share with me your morbid love. WE ARE THE LIVING DEAD!"
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                Ernie:
                Are you on dope?!? Are you on PCP!?!??!?!
                -Ernie
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                  Tar Man Zombie:
                  Brains! Live BRAIIIIIINS!!!!!!!!
                  -Tar Man Zombie
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                    Half-Woman Zombie:
                    I can feel myself rotting.
                    -Half-Woman Zombie
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                      Ernie:
                      What? What the hell are you doing with a bunch of rabid weasels?
                      -Ernie
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                        Freddy:
                        I don't care darling, because I love you, and you've got to let me eat your brains.

                        -Freddy
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                          ZOMBIE:
                          Send... more... paramedics.

                          -ZOMBIE
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                            Freddy:
                            You mean the movie LIED!?!?!?

                            -Freddy
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                              Chuck:
                              Hey, somebody get some light over here, Trash is taking off her clothes again!!!

                              -Chuck