The Mummy Quotes
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      Rick and Benny:
      Benny: Hey Rick it looks like I've got the horses Rick: Hey Benny it looks like you're on the wrong side of the river!
      -Rick and Benny
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        Rick O'Connel:
        Well, if it isn't my little buddy Benny!
        -Rick O'Connel
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          Drunk Evelyn:
          You're probably wondering what a place like me is doing...in a girl like this!
          -Drunk Evelyn
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            American:
            1st guy: (talking to Rick) Hey, we heard you guys bagged a nice juicy mummy last night!
            2nd guy: Yeah, you know, if you dried that guy out, you could probably sell him for firewood!
            -American
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              Arabian Guide (name?):
              Bugs??!! I HATE bugs!!!
              -Arabian Guide (name?)
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                Evelyn and Rick:
                Evie: Stall him!!
                Rick: (thrown up against wall by mummy) ...No problem...
                -Evelyn and Rick
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                  Evelyn, Rick, and Jonathan:
                  (mummy pops out of tomb; Evie screams)
                  Evie: Oh, I HATE it when they do that!!
                  Rick: Is it supposed to look like THAT?
                  Evie: Well...no...it should have decomposed and dried out long ago, but this one still looks...looks...
                  Rick and Jonathan: Juicy!
                  -Evelyn, Rick, and Jonathan
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                    Jonathan:
                    Aww, what is that God-awful stench?(looks at Arabian guide)...Oh...
                    -Jonathan
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                      Evelyn:
                      If he turns me into a mummie, you're the first one I'm coming after...
                      -Evelyn