273
Bender:
If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!
-Bender
-Bender
272
Bender:
"I don't want to get into this with you man..."
Andrew-"Why not?"
Bender-"Cause I'd kill you...It's real simple. I'd kill you and your f***ing parents would sue me and it would be a big mess and I don't care enough about you to bother."
-Bender
Andrew-"Why not?"
Bender-"Cause I'd kill you...It's real simple. I'd kill you and your f***ing parents would sue me and it would be a big mess and I don't care enough about you to bother."
-Bender
271
Bender:
(To Brian) Look, I can see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear these kinda clothes. But face it, your a Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie! What would you do if they weren't out making yourself a better citizen?
-Bender
-Bender
270
Bender:
What am I a genius?
(Andy) No, your an asshole.
What a funny guy.
-Bender
(Andy) No, your an asshole.
What a funny guy.
-Bender
269
Bender:
Why does Andrew get to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, IT'LL BE ANARCHY!!!
-Bender
-Bender
268
John:
Wanna see a picture of a guy with elaphintitis in the butt?
-John
-John
267
Vernon:
The next I come in here, I'm crackin' skulls!!
-Vernon
-Vernon
266
Vernon and John:
Vernon-What was that ruckus?...John-what ruckus....Vernon-I was in my office, and I heard a ruckus in here.....John-Could you describe the ruckus sir?
-Vernon and John
-Vernon and John
265
Bender:
Screws just fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.
-Bender
-Bender
264
Bender:
Well, I don't know any lepers, but I'm not going to run out and join one of their clubs.
-Bender
-Bender
263
Bender:
I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need, is a lobotomy and some tights.
-Bender
-Bender
262
Allison:
I already have. I've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal. I'm a nymphomaniac.
-Allison
-Allison
261
Bender:
Sweets. You couldn't ignore me if you tried. So... so. Are you guys like boyfriend-girlfriend? Steady dates? Lovers? Come on, sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?
-Bender
-Bender
260
Vernon & Bender:
Richard Vernon: What if your home... what if your family... what if your *dope* was on fire?
John Bender: Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.
-Vernon & Bender
John Bender: Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.
-Vernon & Bender
259
John:
Claire? That's a fat girl's name.
-John
-John
258
John:
Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?!
-John
-John
257
John:
Eat my shorts.
-John
-John
256
John:
Don't talk. Don't talk. It makes it crawl back up.
-John
-John
255
Andrew:
Hey, you're not urinating in here, man.
-Andrew
-Andrew
254
Andrew:
Yo wastoid, you're not gonna blaze up in here.
-Andrew
-Andrew
