The Breakfast Club Quotes
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      Bender:
      If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!
      -Bender
      272
        Bender:
        "I don't want to get into this with you man..."
        Andrew-"Why not?"
        Bender-"Cause I'd kill you...It's real simple. I'd kill you and your f***ing parents would sue me and it would be a big mess and I don't care enough about you to bother."
        -Bender
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          Bender:
          (To Brian) Look, I can see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear these kinda clothes. But face it, your a Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie! What would you do if they weren't out making yourself a better citizen?
          -Bender
          270
            Bender:
            What am I a genius?
            (Andy) No, your an asshole.
            What a funny guy.
            -Bender
            269
              Bender:
              Why does Andrew get to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, IT'LL BE ANARCHY!!!
              -Bender
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                John:
                Wanna see a picture of a guy with elaphintitis in the butt?
                -John
                267
                  Vernon:
                  The next I come in here, I'm crackin' skulls!!
                  -Vernon
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                    Vernon and John:
                    Vernon-What was that ruckus?...John-what ruckus....Vernon-I was in my office, and I heard a ruckus in here.....John-Could you describe the ruckus sir?
                    -Vernon and John
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                      Bender:
                      Screws just fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.
                      -Bender
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                        Bender:
                        Well, I don't know any lepers, but I'm not going to run out and join one of their clubs.

                        -Bender
                        263
                          Bender:
                          I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need, is a lobotomy and some tights.
                          -Bender
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                            Allison:
                            I already have. I've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal. I'm a nymphomaniac.

                            -Allison
                            261
                              Bender:
                              Sweets. You couldn't ignore me if you tried. So... so. Are you guys like boyfriend-girlfriend? Steady dates? Lovers? Come on, sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?

                              -Bender
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                                Vernon & Bender:
                                Richard Vernon: What if your home... what if your family... what if your *dope* was on fire?
                                John Bender: Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.
                                -Vernon & Bender
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                                  John:
                                  Claire? That's a fat girl's name.
                                  -John
                                  258
                                    John:
                                    Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?!
                                    -John
                                    257
                                      John:
                                      Eat my shorts.

                                      -John
                                      256
                                        John:
                                        Don't talk. Don't talk. It makes it crawl back up.

                                        -John
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                                          Andrew:
                                          Hey, you're not urinating in here, man.

                                          -Andrew
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                                            Andrew:
                                            Yo wastoid, you're not gonna blaze up in here.

                                            -Andrew