293
John:
You're pretty sexy when you're angry!
-John
-John
292
allison:
I'm a nymphomaniac
-allison
-allison
291
Bender:
Bender:Eat my socks!
-Bender
-Bender
290
Alison,Bender,Andy,Brian,Clair:
Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. And what we did was wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. Wh
-Alison,Bender,Andy,Brian,Clair
-Alison,Bender,Andy,Brian,Clair
289
bender:
(after falling though the roof)"I forgot my pencil"
-bender
-bender
288
Andrew:
Just you and me. Two hits. Me hitting you and you hitting the floor.
-Andrew
-Andrew
287
Bender:
I think a screw fell out!
-Bender
-Bender
286
claire and allison:
allison: "why are you being so nice to me?"
claire: "because your letting me
-claire and allison
claire: "because your letting me
-claire and allison
285
andrew and bender:
andrew: "speak for yourself"
bender: "do you think I'd speak for you? I dont even know your lanuage!
-andrew and bender
bender: "do you think I'd speak for you? I dont even know your lanuage!
-andrew and bender
284
bender:
your right, its wrong to destroy litereture, its such fun to read...and..mo-lay..really pumps my nads
-bender
-bender
283
bender:
hey homeboy, what do you say you close that door, we'll get the prom queen impregnated?
-bender
-bender
282
claire and bender:
claire: "I'm not fat!"
bender: "well not at present but I can really see you pushing maximum density
-claire and bender
bender: "well not at present but I can really see you pushing maximum density
-claire and bender
281
bender:
can you hear this? would you like me to turn it up?
-bender
-bender
280
andrew:
we're all bizarre, some of us are just better at hiding it that's all
-andrew
-andrew
279
bender:
brian's trying to tell me that in addition to a number of girls in the niagra falls area that presently you and he are riding the hobby horse
-bender
-bender
278
claire and bender:
claire: "can I eat!"
bender: "I don't know- give it a try"
-claire and bender
bender: "I don't know- give it a try"
-claire and bender
277
claire and bender:
claire: "wheres your lunch?"
Bender: "your wearing it"
claire: "your nauseating"
-claire and bender
Bender: "your wearing it"
claire: "your nauseating"
-claire and bender
276
Allison:
im not a nymphomaniac....im a pathalogical liar
-Allison
-Allison
275
Bender:
I wanna be an airborne ranger. I wanna live a life of danger.
-Bender
-Bender
274
Allison:
My home life is un...satisfying.
-Allison
-Allison
