The Breakfast Club Quotes
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      John:
      You're pretty sexy when you're angry!
      -John
      292
        allison:
        I'm a nymphomaniac
        -allison
        291
          Bender:
          Bender:Eat my socks!
          -Bender
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            Alison,Bender,Andy,Brian,Clair:
            Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. And what we did was wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. Wh
            -Alison,Bender,Andy,Brian,Clair
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              bender:
              (after falling though the roof)"I forgot my pencil"
              -bender
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                Andrew:
                Just you and me. Two hits. Me hitting you and you hitting the floor.
                -Andrew
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                  Bender:
                  I think a screw fell out!
                  -Bender
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                    claire and allison:
                    allison: "why are you being so nice to me?"
                    claire: "because your letting me
                    -claire and allison
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                      andrew and bender:
                      andrew: "speak for yourself"
                      bender: "do you think I'd speak for you? I dont even know your lanuage!
                      -andrew and bender
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                        bender:
                        your right, its wrong to destroy litereture, its such fun to read...and..mo-lay..really pumps my nads
                        -bender
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                          bender:
                          hey homeboy, what do you say you close that door, we'll get the prom queen impregnated?
                          -bender
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                            claire and bender:
                            claire: "I'm not fat!"
                            bender: "well not at present but I can really see you pushing maximum density
                            -claire and bender
                            281
                              bender:
                              can you hear this? would you like me to turn it up?
                              -bender
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                                andrew:
                                we're all bizarre, some of us are just better at hiding it that's all
                                -andrew
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                                  bender:
                                  brian's trying to tell me that in addition to a number of girls in the niagra falls area that presently you and he are riding the hobby horse
                                  -bender
                                  278
                                    claire and bender:
                                    claire: "can I eat!"
                                    bender: "I don't know- give it a try"
                                    -claire and bender
                                    277
                                      claire and bender:
                                      claire: "wheres your lunch?"
                                      Bender: "your wearing it"
                                      claire: "your nauseating"
                                      -claire and bender
                                      276
                                        Allison:
                                        im not a nymphomaniac....im a pathalogical liar
                                        -Allison
                                        275
                                          Bender:
                                          I wanna be an airborne ranger. I wanna live a life of danger.
                                          -Bender
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                                            Allison:
                                            My home life is un...satisfying.
                                            -Allison