The Breakfast Club Quotes
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      John: "If he gets up, we'll all get up!..It'll be anarchy!"
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        Bender: wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantiasis of the nuts...looks pretty tasty.
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          Bender: wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantiasis of the nuts...looks pretty tasty.
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            Andrew: Do you always carry this much shit in your bag?

            Allison: Yeah I always carry this much shit in my bag
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              Bender:
              Bender:Wow Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. Did your mom marry Mr.Rogers?
              Brian: No, Mr.Johnson
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                Brian Johnson: I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp?
                John Bender: No. You're a genius because you can't make a lamp.
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                  Andrew: What do you need a fake I.D. for?
                  Brian: So I can vote.
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                    Brian & Andrew:
                    Brian: You wear tights? Andrew: I wear the required uniform. Brian: Tights.
                    -Brian & Andrew
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                      Bender:
                      So it's sorta social. Demented and sad, but social.
                      -Bender
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                        Andy:
                        This is the worst fake ID I've ever seen. Do you realize you made yourself 68?
                        -Andy
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                          John:
                          Show Dick some respect!
                          -John
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                            John:
                            You believe this?(shows circular burn on his arm) That's about the size of a cigar. Do I studder? You see this is what you get at my house when you spill pain in the garage.
                            -John
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                              John:
                              You keep eating your fingers you won't be hungry for lunch.

                              -John
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                                VERNON:
                                And when I say essay...I mean essay. I do not mean a single word repeated a thousand times.
                                -VERNON
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                                  Brian:
                                  Who are you? Who are you? I'm a walrus.

                                  -Brian
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                                    John:
                                    Op, watch what you say, Brian here is a cherry.
                                    -John
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                                      John:
                                      How does one become a janitor?

                                      -John
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                                        Andrew, Bender, and Brian:
                                        Andrew: Yeah well, he's gotta name! Bender: Yeah? Andrew: Yeah. (To Brian) What's your name? Brian: Brian... Andrew: See. Bender: (to Brian) My condolences.

                                        -Andrew, Bender, and Brian
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                                          Vernon:
                                          Shut up, Peewee!
                                          -Vernon
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                                            John:
                                            I have such a deep admiration for guys that roll around on the floor with other guys!

                                            -John