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      Dennis:
      Diets don't work. Chocolate cake works.
      -Dennis
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        Walter:
        Who would think something like this would happen from harmless flares and roman candles?
        -Walter
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          Gaby:
          (Referring to Betty Stoler) She has food stuck in her braces from last Christmas.
          -Gaby
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            Dennis and Mud:
            "Mud": Who's this?
            Dennis Van Welker: Winston Churchill. Jimi Hendrix of the spoken word.
            "Mud": Who's Jimi Hendrix?
            Dennis Van Welker: Michael Jordan of the electric guitar.

            -Dennis and Mud
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              Gaby:
              (on Dennis Van Welker) Last year, he tried to do 'Silence of the Lambs' as a musical.
              -Gaby
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                Dennis Van Welker:
                You know, back in the '60s when we said we wanted to change society, maybe we should've been more specific.
                -Dennis Van Welker