A Goofy Movie Quotes
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    8029
      Geek: Yo, Stacey! Talk to, talk to me, talk to me, baby!
      8028
        Max: It's only Powerline, Dad, the biggest rock star on the planet.
        Goofy: Not bigger than Xavier Cugat, the mambo king. Everybody mambo!
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          Principal Mazur: Dressed like a gang member...
          Goofy: Gang member?
          Principal Mazur: ...your son caused the entire student body to break into a riotous frenzy!
          Goofy: Riot? It couldn't be my...
          Principal Mazur: If I were you, Mr. Goof, I'd seriously re-evaluate the way you're raising your child before he ends up in the electric chair!
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            Bobby: A little smokage!
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              Bobby: Max, here. Guard this with your life, dude.
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                Goofy: Oh, there will be plenty of time for parties when you're older, Maxie. Why, when I was your age, I've never even been invited to a party. Look at me, now!
                8023
                  Goofy: Look, Maxie. We're using the same map me and my dad used. We'll take the same route, make the same stops, see the same sights.
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                    Goofy: You look just like I did at your age.
                    Max: Please don't say that, Dad.
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                      Pete: I heard the little mutant telling PJ that he switched the map.
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                        Roxanne: Have a great time at the concert, Max. I'll see you on TV.
                        Max: I'm in deep sludge.
                        8019
                          Max: This is the stupidest vacation! You drag me from home, jam me into this dumb car, drive me a million miles away to see some stupid rat show! Call me when the trip's over.
                          8018
                            Pete: If you keep 'em under your thumb, they'll never end up in the gutter.
                            8017
                              Goofy: Come on, Maxie, let's get this show on the road!
                              Max: Um, just a minute you... Party... Animal... You!
                              8016
                                Max: Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad.
                                Goofy: Enchantée, mademoiselle.
                                8015
                                  Goofy: I was only trying to take my boy fishing, okay?
                                  Max: I'm NOT your little boy anymore, Dad, I'm grown up. I've got my own life now!
                                  Goofy: I know that! I just wanted to be part of it. You're my son, Max, no matter how big you get you'll always be my son.
                                  8014
                                    Bobby: Max, look, it's the Leaning Tower of Cheesa!
                                    8013
                                      Goofy: I think the only thing to do now is to get you up on stage with this Power Line feller.
                                      8012
                                        Goofy: Hey, Maxie. Let's play a game. You think of someone and I'll try to guess who it is. Man or woman?
                                        Max: Aw, man.
                                        Goofy: Man? Hmm... That's a toughy... let's see... Walt Disney!
                                        Max: Right.
                                        8011
                                          Goofy: This is a vacation with me and my best buddy.
                                          Max: Donald Duck?
                                          8010
                                            Goofy: How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
                                            Max: Uh... three and a half?