Encino Man Quotes
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      Stoney: If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so dont tax my gig so hard-core cruster.
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        Stoney: Um, Robyn Sweeney, bro? She's not going to the prom with you, man. I wish she would, but she's really not.
        Dave: What are you talking about? Robyn Sweeney is mine. She's become a major babe, and she loves me.
        Stoney: She finds you crusty, Dave.
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          Stoney: "Shoe fly, don't bother me...cause you belong to my buddy, Link."
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            Stoney: "Meet my friend, Link...he's from...Estonia."
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              "If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so dont tax my gig so hard-core cruster." -Stoney
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                I'll be back!-Link
                1419
                  Stoney:
                  here you go.. budddddddeee
                  -Stoney
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                    Stoney:
                    I'm not a geek, I'm a unique weasel.
                    -Stoney
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                      Link:
                      Weeze the juice!

                      -Link
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                        Stoney:
                        Well, he's got the buff spikes chillin' on top of his melon, obviously, right?, - dude, he's checking her cheeks! oh oh! - he's got the serious beak, and his own personal holding company full of fundage, bro, that he weases off of ma... ma...

                        -Stoney