The Muppet Movie Quotes
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      Jack (aka Sweetums):
      Jack: "Jack not name, Jack job!"
      Mad Man Mooney: "How many times have I told you not to talk to the customers?"
      Mad Man Mooney:
      "How many times have I told you not to talk to the customers?"
      Jack (aka Sweetums):
      "Yeah, I know."
      Mad Man Mooney:
      "Just move this car. Move it, You understand?"
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        Jack:
        Hey! Hey, where're you going? Hey, wait for me! I wanna go to Hollywood! Hey, wait for me! Come on guys! Wait, please! I wanna go to Hollywood!
        -Jack
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          Kermit and Gonzo:
          Kermit: "Uh, we'll take that one for $11.95." (Mad Man Mooney gasps in bewilderment)
          Gonzo: "That's our $12.00 trade-in. You owe us a nickel!"
          -Kermit and Gonzo
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            Miss Piggy and Kermit:
            "Kermit, whisper sweet nothings into my ear."
            Kermit the Frog:
            "Uh, Motorcycle cop."
            Miss Piggy:
            " 'Motorcycle cop' is a sweet nothing?"
            Kermit the Frog:
            "A motorcycle cop is chasing us." (To Doctor Teeth) "Uh, Doctor Teeth, I think you better pull over."
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              Gonzo and Camilla:
              Gonzo: "Ga-ga? I'll take the whole bunch!"
              Camilla: "Ga-ga! Ga-ga! Aww..."
              -Gonzo and Camilla
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                Swedish Chef:
                "The flim is okie-dokie!"
                -Swedish Chef
                1383
                  Dr. Bunsen Honeydew:
                  Welcome to our laboratory. Please don't touch anything.
                  -Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
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                    Kermit:
                    Life's like a movie. Write your own ending.
                    -Kermit
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                      Fozzie:
                      Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat - a Studebaker.
                      -Fozzie
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                        Sgt. Floyd Pepper:
                        Oh yeah, That's animal, Show them what you do, Animal?
                        Animal:
                        I want to, Eat drums! (chews on cymbals)
                        Dr. Teeth:
                        No, no. Beat drums! Beat drums!
                        Animal:
                        Beat drums! Beat Drums! (Bangs a drum on his head)
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                          Fozzie:
                          Fozzie: I'm a professional. I've had three performances.
                          -Fozzie
                          1378
                            Kermit and Robin:
                            Kermit: "The patriotic part."
                            Robin: "Should we stand up?"
                            Kermit: "No."
                            -Kermit and Robin
                            1377
                              the Waiter and Miss Piggy:
                              Miss Piggy! Miss Piggy! Are you Miss Piggy?"
                              "Yes."
                              "Telephone.
                              -the Waiter and Miss Piggy
                              1376
                                Kermit and the Waiter:
                                Oh, waiter..."
                                "Yes? May I help you?"
                                "The uh, the wine, please.
                                -Kermit and the Waiter
                                1375
                                  the Waiter and Kermit:
                                  Phone call for Kermit the Frog. You Kermit the Frog?"
                                  "Yeah."
                                  "Phone.
                                  -the Waiter and Kermit
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                                    Fozzie:
                                    I'm still wide awake. (falls asleep)
                                    -Fozzie
                                    1373
                                      Kermit:
                                      Read my lips: Al-e-ga-tours!
                                      -Kermit
                                      1372
                                        Kermit and a Woman:
                                        Kermit: "Myth! Myth!" Woman: "Yes?
                                        -Kermit and a Woman
                                        1371
                                          Gonzo:
                                          You call that a miss?!
                                          -Gonzo
                                          1370
                                            Kermit:
                                            That's pretty dangerous building a road in the middle of the street. I mean, if frogs couldn't hop, I'd be gone with the Schwin.

                                            -Kermit