The Muppet Movie Quotes
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      Jack:
      Hey! Hey, where're you going? Hey, wait for me! I wanna go to Hollywood! Hey, wait for me! Come on guys! Wait, please! I wanna go to Hollywood!
      -Jack
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        Kermit and Gonzo:
        Kermit: "Uh, we'll take that one for $11.95." (Mad Man Mooney gasps in bewilderment)
        Gonzo: "That's our $12.00 trade-in. You owe us a nickel!"
        -Kermit and Gonzo
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          Miss Piggy and Kermit:
          "Kermit, whisper sweet nothings into my ear."
          Kermit the Frog:
          "Uh, Motorcycle cop."
          Miss Piggy:
          " 'Motorcycle cop' is a sweet nothing?"
          Kermit the Frog:
          "A motorcycle cop is chasing us." (To Doctor Teeth) "Uh, Doctor Teeth, I think you better pull over."
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            Gonzo and Camilla:
            Gonzo: "Ga-ga? I'll take the whole bunch!"
            Camilla: "Ga-ga! Ga-ga! Aww..."
            -Gonzo and Camilla
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              Swedish Chef:
              "The flim is okie-dokie!"
              -Swedish Chef
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                Dr. Bunsen Honeydew:
                Welcome to our laboratory. Please don't touch anything.
                -Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
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                  Kermit:
                  Life's like a movie. Write your own ending.
                  -Kermit
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                    Fozzie:
                    Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat - a Studebaker.
                    -Fozzie
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                      Sgt. Floyd Pepper:
                      Oh yeah, That's animal, Show them what you do, Animal?
                      Animal:
                      I want to, Eat drums! (chews on cymbals)
                      Dr. Teeth:
                      No, no. Beat drums! Beat drums!
                      Animal:
                      Beat drums! Beat Drums! (Bangs a drum on his head)
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                        Fozzie:
                        Fozzie: I'm a professional. I've had three performances.
                        -Fozzie
                        1378
                          Kermit and Robin:
                          Kermit: "The patriotic part."
                          Robin: "Should we stand up?"
                          Kermit: "No."
                          -Kermit and Robin
                          1377
                            the Waiter and Miss Piggy:
                            Miss Piggy! Miss Piggy! Are you Miss Piggy?"
                            "Yes."
                            "Telephone.
                            -the Waiter and Miss Piggy
                            1376
                              Kermit and the Waiter:
                              Oh, waiter..."
                              "Yes? May I help you?"
                              "The uh, the wine, please.
                              -Kermit and the Waiter
                              1375
                                the Waiter and Kermit:
                                Phone call for Kermit the Frog. You Kermit the Frog?"
                                "Yeah."
                                "Phone.
                                -the Waiter and Kermit
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                                  Fozzie:
                                  I'm still wide awake. (falls asleep)
                                  -Fozzie
                                  1373
                                    Kermit:
                                    Read my lips: Al-e-ga-tours!
                                    -Kermit
                                    1372
                                      Kermit and a Woman:
                                      Kermit: "Myth! Myth!" Woman: "Yes?
                                      -Kermit and a Woman
                                      1371
                                        Gonzo:
                                        You call that a miss?!
                                        -Gonzo
                                        1370
                                          Kermit:
                                          That's pretty dangerous building a road in the middle of the street. I mean, if frogs couldn't hop, I'd be gone with the Schwin.

                                          -Kermit
                                          1369
                                            Rowlf the Dog:
                                            It's not often you see a guy that green have the blues that bad.

                                            -Rowlf the Dog