The Muppet Movie Quotes
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    1404
      Kermit: "So why did you leave the swamp in the first place? 'Cause some agent fellow said I have talent. He probably says that to everybody".
      1403
        Kermit: "I didn't promise anybody anything. What do I know about Hollywood anyway? Just the dreams I got from sitting through too many double features".
        1402
          El Sleezo Pianist: "And now, filling in for the vacationing El Sleezo Dancing Girls, the funny, furry, fabulous--Fozzie Bear!"
          1401
            Kermit: "Too bad the Dancing Girls are on vacation, and the crowd's getting ugly."
            Fozzie: "You think this crowd's ugly, you should see the Dancing Girls."
            1400
              Kermit: Turn left at the fork in the road

              Fozzie: Fork in the road!

              Kermit: I Don't believe that

              ( Big Fork sticking in the road)
              1399
                No thanks. I'm on my way to New York City to try and break into Public Television.
                Big Bird
                1398
                  Fozzy: Drinks are on the house. (the entire bar clears out) Works every time.
                  Fozzy braking up the fight.
                  1397
                    Janice:
                    Can you get behind it?
                    -Janice
                    1396
                      Floyd:
                      Zoot, sax is your axe. Uh-oh, Zoot skipped a groove again!
                      -Floyd
                      1395
                        Waiter (steve martin):
                        Would you like to smell the bottle cap?
                        -Waiter (steve martin)
                        1394
                          Fozzie:
                          Let's start things off with a bang!" (sound of a gunshot) "Thank you, sir! Wacca-wacca-wacca-wacca-wacca!
                          -Fozzie
                          1393
                            Gonzo and Fozzie:
                            Gonzo: "Well, I wanna go to Bombay, India and become a movie star."
                            Fozzie: "You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star. You go where we're going--Hollywood!"
                            Gonzo: "Sure, if you wanna do it the easy way."
                            Fozzie: "We picked up a weirdo.
                            -Gonzo and Fozzie
                            1392
                              Gonzo:
                              I'm going to go back there someday.
                              -Gonzo
                              1391
                                Fozzie:
                                (about Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem) "They don't look like Presbyterians to me."
                                -Fozzie
                                1390
                                  Floyd and Animal:
                                  Floyd: "Down, Animal!"
                                  Animal: "DOWN!"
                                  Floyd: "Back!"
                                  Animal: BACK!"
                                  Floyd: "Sit!"
                                  Animal: "SIT!"
                                  -Floyd and Animal
                                  1389
                                    Jack (aka Sweetums):
                                    Jack: "Jack not name, Jack job!"
                                    Mad Man Mooney: "How many times have I told you not to talk to the customers?"
                                    Mad Man Mooney:
                                    "How many times have I told you not to talk to the customers?"
                                    Jack (aka Sweetums):
                                    "Yeah, I know."
                                    Mad Man Mooney:
                                    "Just move this car. Move it, You understand?"
                                    1388
                                      Jack:
                                      Hey! Hey, where're you going? Hey, wait for me! I wanna go to Hollywood! Hey, wait for me! Come on guys! Wait, please! I wanna go to Hollywood!
                                      -Jack
                                      1387
                                        Kermit and Gonzo:
                                        Kermit: "Uh, we'll take that one for $11.95." (Mad Man Mooney gasps in bewilderment)
                                        Gonzo: "That's our $12.00 trade-in. You owe us a nickel!"
                                        -Kermit and Gonzo
                                        1386
                                          Miss Piggy and Kermit:
                                          "Kermit, whisper sweet nothings into my ear."
                                          Kermit the Frog:
                                          "Uh, Motorcycle cop."
                                          Miss Piggy:
                                          " 'Motorcycle cop' is a sweet nothing?"
                                          Kermit the Frog:
                                          "A motorcycle cop is chasing us." (To Doctor Teeth) "Uh, Doctor Teeth, I think you better pull over."
                                          1385
                                            Gonzo and Camilla:
                                            Gonzo: "Ga-ga? I'll take the whole bunch!"
                                            Camilla: "Ga-ga! Ga-ga! Aww..."
                                            -Gonzo and Camilla