1408
Kermit: (About Gonzo) "He's a little like a turkey. Hmm, yeah, a little like a turkey, but not quite".
1407
Kermit: "Now I've got a lady pig and a bear and a chicken and a dog and a thing, whatever Gonzo is".
1406
Kermit: "Yeah, but then it would just be me feeling miserable".
1405
Kermit: "On the other hand, if you hadn't left the swamp, you'd be feeling pretty miserable anyhow".
1404
Kermit: "So why did you leave the swamp in the first place? 'Cause some agent fellow said I have talent. He probably says that to everybody".
1403
Kermit: "I didn't promise anybody anything. What do I know about Hollywood anyway? Just the dreams I got from sitting through too many double features".
1402
El Sleezo Pianist: "And now, filling in for the vacationing El Sleezo Dancing Girls, the funny, furry, fabulous--Fozzie Bear!"
1401
Kermit: "Too bad the Dancing Girls are on vacation, and the crowd's getting ugly."
Fozzie: "You think this crowd's ugly, you should see the Dancing Girls."
Fozzie: "You think this crowd's ugly, you should see the Dancing Girls."
1400
Kermit: Turn left at the fork in the road
Fozzie: Fork in the road!
Kermit: I Don't believe that
( Big Fork sticking in the road)
Fozzie: Fork in the road!
Kermit: I Don't believe that
( Big Fork sticking in the road)
1399
No thanks. I'm on my way to New York City to try and break into Public Television.
Big Bird
Big Bird
1398
Fozzy: Drinks are on the house. (the entire bar clears out) Works every time.
Fozzy braking up the fight.
Fozzy braking up the fight.
1397
Janice:
Can you get behind it?
-Janice
-Janice
1396
Floyd:
Zoot, sax is your axe. Uh-oh, Zoot skipped a groove again!
-Floyd
-Floyd
1395
Waiter (steve martin):
Would you like to smell the bottle cap?
-Waiter (steve martin)
-Waiter (steve martin)
1394
Fozzie:
Let's start things off with a bang!" (sound of a gunshot) "Thank you, sir! Wacca-wacca-wacca-wacca-wacca!
-Fozzie
-Fozzie
1393
Gonzo and Fozzie:
Gonzo: "Well, I wanna go to Bombay, India and become a movie star."
Fozzie: "You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star. You go where we're going--Hollywood!"
Gonzo: "Sure, if you wanna do it the easy way."
Fozzie: "We picked up a weirdo.
-Gonzo and Fozzie
Fozzie: "You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star. You go where we're going--Hollywood!"
Gonzo: "Sure, if you wanna do it the easy way."
Fozzie: "We picked up a weirdo.
-Gonzo and Fozzie
1392
Gonzo:
I'm going to go back there someday.
-Gonzo
-Gonzo
1391
Fozzie:
(about Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem) "They don't look like Presbyterians to me."
-Fozzie
-Fozzie
1390
Floyd and Animal:
Floyd: "Down, Animal!"
Animal: "DOWN!"
Floyd: "Back!"
Animal: BACK!"
Floyd: "Sit!"
Animal: "SIT!"
-Floyd and Animal
Animal: "DOWN!"
Floyd: "Back!"
Animal: BACK!"
Floyd: "Sit!"
Animal: "SIT!"
-Floyd and Animal
1389
Jack (aka Sweetums):
Jack: "Jack not name, Jack job!"
Mad Man Mooney: "How many times have I told you not to talk to the customers?"
Mad Man Mooney: "How many times have I told you not to talk to the customers?"
Mad Man Mooney:
"How many times have I told you not to talk to the customers?"
Jack (aka Sweetums):
"Yeah, I know."
Mad Man Mooney:
"Just move this car. Move it, You understand?"
