Kindergarten Cop Quotes
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      He doesn't want that, he's a tough guy, tough guys don't eat jello
      -Phoebe O'Hara (Pamela Reed)
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        Kimble: Oh excuse me. Let me introduce myself. My name is John Kimble. (flashing his shotgun) And I looove my car.
        Street Guy: Yo man. I'm just keeping a close eye on it. (after Kimble leaves) Man, who does he think he is?!! He's lucky I didn't kick his ass.
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          Kimble: SHUTTTT UP!!!! Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. (Then the kids start crying). No, please don't start this.
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            john kimble:
            I'm a cop you idiot!
            -john kimble
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              twins:
              our mum says that our dad is a real sex machine
              -twins
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                Mr. Kimble:
                PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!!!
                -Mr. Kimble
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                  john kimble:
                  i'm the party pooper
                  -john kimble
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                    John Kimble:
                    It's not a tumor!
                    -John Kimble
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                      John Kimble:
                      They're horrible.
                      -John Kimble
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                        Det. John Kimble:
                        THERE IS NO BATHROOM!
                        -Det. John Kimble
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                          Phoebe O'Hara (Pamela Reed):
                          You're not so tough without your car, are ya?
                          -Phoebe O'Hara (Pamela Reed)