Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey Quotes
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      Dead Bill: "Dude, there's no way I can possibly do infinity push-ups."
      Dead Ted: "Maybe if he lets us do them girly-style."
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        Ted: "You are a most excellent scientist, Station."
        Bill: "Yeah! Plus, you got an excellently huge Martian butt!"
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          Bill: "You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds!"
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            Ted; don't fear the reaper
            Reaper; I heard that!
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              Narrator:
              Once... They Made History.
              Now... They Are History.
              -Narrator
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                Bill S. Preston, Esquire:
                Ted, we're already dead, dude!
                -Bill S. Preston, Esquire
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                  Ted:
                  Bill, if I die, you can have all my Megadeth records.
                  -Ted
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                    Bill S. Preston, Esquire:
                    You DICK, Bill!
                    -Bill S. Preston, Esquire
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                      evil bill and ted:
                      69 dudes!
                      -evil bill and ted
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                        Ted:
                        bill, I don't believe mindy divorced your dad.....and married mine!
                        -Ted
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                          The Grim Reaper:
                          Best 5 out of 7
                          -The Grim Reaper
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                            The Grim Reaper:
                            Best 3 out of 5
                            -The Grim Reaper
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                              The Grim Reaper:
                              Best 2 out of 3
                              -The Grim Reaper
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                                Evil Ted:
                                I got a full-on robot chubby.
                                -Evil Ted
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                                  The Grim Reaper:
                                  You might be a king, or a little street-sweeper, but sooner or later, you dance with the Reaper.
                                  -The Grim Reaper