Ouran High School Host Club Quotes
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      (Tamaki inner mind theatre)

      Tamaki: (Narrating) And... when the time comes for the sun to set... I will take a walk with Haruhi on the beach...
      Haruhi: It's really... a beautiful sunset. I'd want to watch this scene forever.
      Tamaki: (Excited) Something like that! I can't hold this feeling in!
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        (Kaoru & Hikaru are showing swimsuits to Haruhi)

        Honey: I think... that this kind of swimsuit would suit Haru-chan!
        Hikaru: (Disagreeing) You don't really get it Honey. With her flat-board chest, she can fool others just by wearing our uniforms.
        Kaoru: And so having her wear a one-piece to expose her meager body would just draw tears.
        Kaoru & Hikaru: And so! This seperate swimwear type we carefully chose does a good job covering this problem with frills!
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          Hikaru: Doesn't she fail as a herione for not being scared of anything at all?
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            Tamaki: (Whispering) Idiots. If Haruhi thinks it's a pool then let it be a pool! Don't make Haruhi feel insulted! It's like the commoners touching knowledge!
            Hikaru & Kaoru: Ehhh? But a boat is a boat...
            Haruhi: (Overhears) How should I put this... I feel very offended...
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              Renge: (offscreen) Not good! That's not good enough! (High-power Motor)
              Haruhi: Renge?! (Renge rises on a platform, from underground) Is this gimmick everywhere or something?
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                Hunny: haru chan haru chan! you can call me sister!
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                  This is a romance and comedy anime and so far your guys are sexless!: Tamki
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                    Tamaki: So what type do you fancy? The wild type? The loli-shota type? The little devil type? The cool type? Or how about you try me?
                    Haruhi:N-no!
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                      You do know, this looks really wrong: hikaru
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                        Your the biggist idiot i know, Tamaki :haruhi
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                          Tamaki: For you, I shall inform you of the punishment for causing a rukus.Now you have to get a thousand customers!!
                          Haruhi: (Stunned) A-thousand.
                          Tamaki: Here. (Offers his hand) I'm looking forward to your progress, natural rookie.
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                            Haruhi: Even though I gave my first kiss to a girl by a weird series of events, the night had a good feel to it.
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                              Tamaki: Haruhi...?
                              Haruhi: Yes?
                              Tamaki: ...You're a girl?
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                                Tamaki: I've prepared your costume too, Haruhi! And... It's a paired set with mine!
                                Haruhi: No thank you.
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                                  Tamaki: Mom! Haruhi's using foul language!
                                  Kaoru: Mom being...?
                                  Kyoya: Position-wise...probably me
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                                    Tamaki: What's wrong? You have a gloomy face.
                                    Haruhi: Because it's like, everyone's looking at me. Haruhi is troubled...
                                    Tamaki: (Holds her closely) They're looking at you because you're cute. Don't worry. I will protect you.
                                    Haruhi: If you do that, Tamaki. Then thats all Haruhi asks for. Haruhi's going love-love over you, Tamaki!
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                                      Tamaki: "This anime is a school love comedy to begin with. Haruhi and I are the main characters of this love comedy."
                                      Hikaru and Kaoru: "And what are we?"
                                      Tamaki: "Obviously,, you two are homo side characters
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                                        Haruhi: Are those tears fake too?
                                        Tamaki: What are you talking about? My tears are always true and authentic. A true host can always shed a tear without resorting to eyedrops. (He sheds a tear) What do you think? Impressed? Fell for me once again?
                                        Haruhi: Not really.
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                                          Hikaru: Listen, just the fact that we're both handsome types and homo scores a lot of points. And while our act that swings between friendship and homo is favorable enough...
                                          Kaoru: In our case we just use the higgest taboo of us being twins as our biggest weapon.
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                                            Haruhi: Mori, you seem to be very close to Honey. Are you two childhood friends?
                                            Hikaru: Those two...
                                            Kaoru: Are cousins.
                                            Haruhi: (Shocked) You're relatives?