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    7722
      Cher: "I thought they declared Peace in the Middle East"
      7721
        Christian: Do you like Billie Holiday?
        Cher: I love him.
        7720
          Heather: It's just like Hamlet said, "To thine own self be true."
          Cher: Hamlet didn't say that.
          Heather: I think I remember Hamlet accurately.
          Cher: Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn't say that. That Polonius guy did.
          7719
            Cher: I want to do something for humanity.
            Josh: How about sterilization?
            7718
              Mel: Where are you?
              Cher: I'm just having a snack at my girlfriend's.
              Mel: Where, in Kuwait?
              Cher: Is that in the valley
              7717
                Murray: "Okay, but, street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily in misogynistic undertones".
                7716
                  Cher: As if.
                  7715
                    Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
                    Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.
                    7714
                      Clueless:
                      DIONNE: Hello, that was a stop sign. CHER: I totally paused!
                      -Clueless
                      7713
                        Christian:
                        Ever notice how wine makes people feel, like, sexy?
                        -Christian
                        7712
                          Josh and Cher:
                          Cher: You're such a brownnoser.
                          Josh: You're such a superficial space cadet.
                          -Josh and Cher
                          7711
                            Cher and Travis:
                            Travis: I'm sorry about your shoes.
                            Cher: What shoes?
                            Travis: The red ones with the strappy thing...
                            Cher: Oh, those? They're so last season! What even made you think of them?
                            Travis: It's one of my steps. See, I joined this club...and they have al
                            -Cher and Travis
                            7710
                              Cher and Josh:
                              Cher: Hey Granola Breath, you got somethin' on your chin.
                              Josh: I'm growing a goatee.
                              Cher: Oh, that's nice. You don't want to be the last one at the coffee house without chin pubes.
                              -Cher and Josh
                              7709
                                Cher:
                                Old people can be so sweet.
                                -Cher
                                7708
                                  dionne:
                                  cher's saving herself for luke perry
                                  -dionne
                                  7707
                                    cher and tai:
                                    Tai: "no shit, you guys got coke here?!"
                                    Cher: "well yeah, this is america"
                                    -cher and tai
                                    7706
                                      Tai:
                                      Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin that can't drive!
                                      -Tai
                                      7705
                                        Cher:
                                        I am rescuing her from teenage hell. Do you know the wounds of adolescence can take years to heal?"
                                        Paul-"Yeah, and you've never had a mother and your acting out on that poor girl as if she was you Barbie doll.
                                        -Cher
                                        7704
                                          Dionne:
                                          What'd you care what he thinks, Murray? I'm the one who has to look at you. That was a big mistake. What am I going to do with you know? And right before the year book pictures? What am I gonna tell my grandchildren?
                                          -Dionne
                                          7703
                                            Cher:
                                            "Oh, no. You don't understand this is an Alaia."
                                            Robber-"An a-what-a?"
                                            "It's like a totally important designer."
                                            Robber-"And I will totally shoot you in the head. Get down!"
                                            -Cher