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      U.S. Bates:
      Eric bought a black man.
      -U.S. Bates
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        U.S. Bates:
        The truth has nothing to do with reality.
        -U.S. Bates
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          Jack:
          If you want a friend, you don't buy a friend, Eric, you earn a friend through love and trust and respect.
          -Jack
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            Eric:
            You made me laugh. I wanted a friend who made me laugh.
            -Eric
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              Eric:
              What do you do with...your thing?
              -Eric
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                U.S. Bates:
                We don't like our waitresses to have hairy lips.
                -U.S. Bates
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                  Jack:
                  Do you have a license to drive a car down the steps?
                  -Jack