Army of Darkness Quotes
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      Ash:
      I Got It! I Got It! I Got Your Damn Words!
      -Ash
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        Trailer:
        The Army Of Darkness...They Live...They Breath...They Suck
        -Trailer
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          Ash:
          Good Ash, Bad Ash ... I 'm the one with the gun.
          -Ash
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            Ash:
            First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
            -Ash
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              Ash:
              Name's Ash ...(cocks rifle) Housewares
              -Ash
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                Ash:
                Oh thats just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
                -Ash
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                  Evil Ash:
                  Dig, damn you! Dig faster! I shall command every worm-infested son-of-a-bitch that ever died in battle!

                  -Evil Ash
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                    Ash:
                    Dig, damn you! Dig faster! I shall command every worm-infested son-of-a-bitch that ever died in battle!

                    -Ash
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                      Evil Ash:
                      You'll never retrieve the Necronomicon! You'll die before ya get it!
                      -Evil Ash
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                        Ash:
                        Oh you little bastards! All right, I'll crush each and every last one of ya! I'll squash you so hard you'll have to look down to look up!

                        -Ash
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                          Old Woman:
                          Into the pit with those bloody-thirsty sons of whores!
                          -Old Woman
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                            Ash:
                            It's a trick - get an axe
                            -Ash
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                              Ash:
                              Klatu Veratu Ni..(COUGH!!)
                              -Ash
                              1312
                                Ash:
                                This....is my BOOMSTICK!
                                -Ash
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                                  Skeleton:
                                  Let's get the hell out of here!
                                  -Skeleton
                                  1310
                                    Ash:
                                    Give me some sugar baby
                                    -Ash
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                                      Wizard:
                                      Here magic man
                                      -Wizard
                                      1308
                                        Ash:
                                        you see this, this is my BOOOOM stick...
                                        -Ash
                                        1307
                                          Ash:
                                          Shop smart.... shop S-MART! You got that!?!?!?!?
                                          -Ash
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                                            (Bad) Ash:
                                            I'm Bad Ash, and you're Good Ash. You're goody little two shoes!
                                            -(Bad) Ash