Army of Darkness Quotes
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    1345
      Did you say the words right this time?
      Store clerk
      1344
        I had a wonderful girlfriend, Linda. Together we drove to a small cabin in the mountains. It seems an archeologist had come to this remote place to translate and study his latest find: Necronomicon Exmortis. The Book of the Dead. Bound in human flesh and inked in blood, this ancient Sumarian text contained bizarre burial rights, funeral incantations, and demon resurrection passages, it was never meant for the world of the living. The book awoke something dark in the woods. Something evil.

        - Ash
        1343
          Arthur: Are all men from the future loud mouthed braggarts?
          Ash: Nope. Just me, baby. Just me.
          1342
            Name's Ash. [cocks rifle] Housewares.

            -Ash
            1341
              Now whoa, whoa, whoa right there, spinach chin!

              -Ash
              1340
                It's a trick. Get an axe.

                -Ash
                1339
                  Shop smart, shop S MART!
                  1338
                    "Welcome back to the land of the living. Now get a shovel and start digging!"
                    -Deadite Skeleton
                    1337
                      "Good.... Bad.... I'm the one with the gun."
                      -Ash
                      1336
                        Ash : "oooh Thats got to hurt!"
                        1335
                          Groovy!!
                          -Ash
                          1334
                            ash:
                            ash to townfole:GO AHEAD,CRY TO MAMA!AS FOR ME....IM GOONA FIGHT.
                            -ash
                            1333
                              Ash:
                              Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.

                              -Ash
                              1332
                                Ash:
                                Hail to the king, baby
                                -Ash
                                1331
                                  Ash:
                                  Madame Im afraid im gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
                                  -Ash
                                  1330
                                    Ash:
                                    Listen up you primitive screwheads, this is my BOOMSTICK!
                                    -Ash
                                    1329
                                      Shela & Ash:
                                      - But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
                                      - Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
                                      -Shela & Ash
                                      1328
                                        Sheila and Evil Ash:
                                        - Don't touch me! You foul thing!
                                        - Your gonna learn to love me, missy.

                                        -Sheila and Evil Ash
                                        1327
                                          Evil Sheila:
                                          I may be bad... but I feel gooood.
                                          -Evil Sheila
                                          1326
                                            Ash:
                                            Keep your damn filthy bones outta my mouth.

                                            -Ash