7494
A Thebian man:
That's Phil's boy!
-A Thebian man
-A Thebian man
7493
Hades:
Guys! Get your titanic rears in gear, and kick some Olympian butt!
-Hades
-Hades
7492
Hades:
It's a small underworld, after all, huh?
-Hades
-Hades
7491
Young Hercules:
Phil! Boy, am I glad to meet you. I'm Hercules! And this is Pegasus!
-Young Hercules
-Young Hercules
7490
Zeus:
Didn't know you had a famous father, did you? SURPRISE!
-Zeus
-Zeus
7489
Phil:
Rule number 95, kid: Concentrate." (Hercules throws the swords at him in an unorganized manner) "Rule number 96: Aim!
-Phil
-Phil
7488
Zeus:
My boy. My little Hercules.
-Zeus
-Zeus
7487
Young Hercules:
S-s-s-s-s-s-sorry, guys!
-Young Hercules
-Young Hercules
7486
Phil:
(talks in a deep voice) ONCE UPON A TIME! Hahahahahaha!
-Phil
-Phil
7485
Pain and Panic:
Panic: He's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there.
Pain: You mean, *if* he gets outta there.
Panic: If? If is good
-Pain and Panic
Pain: You mean, *if* he gets outta there.
Panic: If? If is good
-Pain and Panic
7484
Megara and Phil:
Meg: Is Wonderboy here for real?
Phil: What are you talkin' about? Of course he's real. Whoa! And by the way, sweet cheeks, I'm real too.
-Megara and Phil
Phil: What are you talkin' about? Of course he's real. Whoa! And by the way, sweet cheeks, I'm real too.
-Megara and Phil
7483
Meg:
You know how men are. They think "No" means "Yes" and "Get lost" means "Take me. I'm yours."
-Meg
-Meg
7482
Meg:
Think your nanny goat would go berserk if you played hooky this afternoon?
-Meg
-Meg
7481
Meg:
Name's Megera, friends call me Meg. Or at least they would if I had any friends!
-Meg
-Meg
7480
Meg:
Do you have a name to go along with all those rippleing pectorals?
-Meg
-Meg
7479
Phil the Satyr:
Oh, man, I gotta fur wedgie!
-Phil the Satyr
-Phil the Satyr
7478
Pain and Panic (changing out of disguise):
Panic: Jeeperth...mithter?
Pain: I was going for the...innocent look!
-Pain and Panic (changing out of disguise)
Pain: I was going for the...innocent look!
-Pain and Panic (changing out of disguise)
7477
Hades and Meg:
Hades: So, if I say "I want Hercules' head on a platter," you say...?
Meg: Medium or well-done?
-Hades and Meg
Meg: Medium or well-done?
-Hades and Meg
7476
Hades:
Whoa, is my hair out?
-Hades
-Hades
7475
Hades:
I've got twenty-four hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for eighteen years goes up in smoke, and you are WEARING...HIS...MERCHANDISE??!!
-Hades
-Hades
