Hercules Quotes
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      Thalia:
      Will you listen to him? He's makin' the story sound like some Greek tragedy.
      -Thalia
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        Phil:
        Phil: Keep your toga on, pal.
        -Phil
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          Calliope:
          From that day forward, our boy Hercules could do no wrong. He was so hot, steam looked cool.
          -Calliope
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            Pain, Panic:
            Pain, Panic: [disguised as kids] Somebody call IX-I-I.
            -Pain, Panic
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              Meg:
              It's all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.
              -Meg
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                Phil Hercules:
                'Kid, kid, kid. How many horns do you see?' 'Six?' 'Ah, close enough. Let's get you cleaned up.'
                -Phil Hercules
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                  Hercules Meg:
                  'Meg, when I'm with you, Idon't feel so alone.' 'Sometimes it's better to be alone.' What do you mean?' 'Nobody can hurt you.'
                  -Hercules Meg
                  7507
                    Meg:
                    Aw, how cute!...A couple of rodents looking for a theme park!
                    -Meg
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                      Hades:
                      How sentimental. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat.
                      -Hades
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                        Meg:
                        I'm a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.
                        -Meg
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                          Hercules Meg:
                          H: Aren't you, a damsel in distress? M: I'm a damsel. I'm in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day.
                          -Hercules Meg
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                            Pain:
                            Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?
                            -Pain
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                              Meg:
                              He comes on with his big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.
                              -Meg
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                                Thalia and Clio (the Muses):
                                'They slapped his face on every vase.' 'On every *vahse*.'
                                -Thalia and Clio (the Muses)
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                                  Hades:
                                  Memo to me, memo to me: maim you after my meeting.
                                  -Hades
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                                    Pain and Panic, turning into worms:
                                    We are worms! Worthless worms!
                                    -Pain and Panic, turning into worms
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                                      Hades:
                                      Zeusy, I'm home!
                                      -Hades
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                                        Hades:
                                        Ba-boom. Name is Hades, Lord of the Dead. Hi, how're you doin'?
                                        -Hades
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                                          Hades:
                                          Geez Louise, what's got his goat?
                                          -Hades
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                                            Hades:
                                            My favorite part of the game: sudden death!
                                            -Hades