Hercules Quotes
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    7534
      Pain: "Wait a minute... Wasn't Hercules the name of that boy we were supposed to...
      Pain and Panic: "OH, MY GODS!!!"
      7533
        Zeus: "Oh come on Hades, don't be such a stiff."
        7532
          Phil:
          Will you forget the head slicing thing?
          -Phil
          7531
            Hades:
            So is this an audience or a mosaic?
            -Hades
            7530
              Boy with the Frisbee:
              Nice catch, *Jercules!*
              -Boy with the Frisbee
              7529
                Phil:
                Come on, kid. Concentrate. Use your head!
                -Phil
                7528
                  Hades, Pain, and Panic:
                  Hades: "Pain, Panic, I've got a little riddle for you: How--do you kill--a god?"
                  Pain: "I do not know!"
                  Panic: "You can! They're immortal!"
                  Hades: "Bingo! They're immortal!"
                  -Hades, Pain, and Panic
                  7527
                    Hercules and a Thebian Man:
                    Hercules: "Excuse me, but it seems to me that what you folks need is--a hero." (brief moment of silence)
                    Thebian Man: "Yeah? And who are you?"
                    Hercules: "I'm Hercules, and uh--I happen to be...a hero!"
                    -Hercules and a Thebian Man
                    7526
                      Hades:
                      Meg...Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little NUT-Meg!
                      -Hades
                      7525
                        Pain and Panic:
                        Panic: "Hercules...why does that name ring a bell?"
                        Pain: "I dunno--maybe we owe him money?"
                        -Pain and Panic
                        7524
                          A Thebian Lady and Hercules:
                          Lady: "Young man, we need a professional hero, NOT an amateur!" (the group of villagers walks away)
                          Hercules: "Uh, wait! Stop!"
                          -A Thebian Lady and Hercules
                          7523
                            Phil:
                            Don't you pea-brains get it?
                            -Phil
                            7522
                              Phil:
                              There goes another one. Just like Achilles.
                              -Phil
                              7521
                                Hades:
                                Game...set...match.
                                -Hades
                                7520
                                  Hades:
                                  Kid, get ready to RUMBLE!
                                  -Hades
                                  7519
                                    Meg:
                                    Let's see. What could be behind curtain number one?
                                    -Meg
                                    7518
                                      Meg:
                                      [after Hercules broke the arms of a Venus statue] It looks better that way. No, it really does.
                                      -Meg
                                      7517
                                        Phil:
                                        I thought you were going to be the all-time champ, not the all-time chump.
                                        -Phil
                                        7516
                                          Phil:
                                          Phil: Two words: Amscray.
                                          -Phil
                                          7515
                                            Phil:
                                            Phil: Will you forget the head-slicing thing?
                                            -Phil