Hercules Quotes | Retro Junk

7534

Pain: "Wait a minute... Wasn't Hercules the name of that boy we were supposed to...
Pain and Panic: "OH, MY GODS!!!"

7533

Zeus: "Oh come on Hades, don't be such a stiff."

7532

Phil:

Will you forget the head slicing thing?
-Phil

7531

Hades:

So is this an audience or a mosaic?
-Hades

7530

Boy with the Frisbee:

Nice catch, *Jercules!*
-Boy with the Frisbee

7529

Phil:

Come on, kid. Concentrate. Use your head!
-Phil

7528

Hades, Pain, and Panic:

Hades: "Pain, Panic, I've got a little riddle for you: How--do you kill--a god?"
Pain: "I do not know!"
Panic: "You can! They're immortal!"
Hades: "Bingo! They're immortal!"
-Hades, Pain, and Panic

7527

Hercules and a Thebian Man:

Hercules: "Excuse me, but it seems to me that what you folks need is--a hero." (brief moment of silence)
Thebian Man: "Yeah? And who are you?"
Hercules: "I'm Hercules, and uh--I happen to be...a hero!"
-Hercules and a Thebian Man

7526

Hades:

Meg...Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little NUT-Meg!
-Hades

7525

Pain and Panic:

Panic: "Hercules...why does that name ring a bell?"
Pain: "I dunno--maybe we owe him money?"
-Pain and Panic

7524

A Thebian Lady and Hercules:

Lady: "Young man, we need a professional hero, NOT an amateur!" (the group of villagers walks away)
Hercules: "Uh, wait! Stop!"
-A Thebian Lady and Hercules

7523

Phil:

Don't you pea-brains get it?
-Phil

7522

Phil:

There goes another one. Just like Achilles.
-Phil

7521

Hades:

Game...set...match.
-Hades

7520

Hades:

Kid, get ready to RUMBLE!
-Hades

7519

Meg:

Let's see. What could be behind curtain number one?
-Meg

7518

Meg:

[after Hercules broke the arms of a Venus statue] It looks better that way. No, it really does.
-Meg

7517

Phil:

I thought you were going to be the all-time champ, not the all-time chump.
-Phil

7516

Phil:

Phil: Two words: Amscray.
-Phil

7515

Phil:

Phil: Will you forget the head-slicing thing?
-Phil

Hercules (1997)