The Goonies Quotes
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      Goonies:
      You klutz!

      -Goonies
      179
        Mouth:
        I've got an idea. Why don't we just spread chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk eat his way through?
        -Mouth
        178
          Chunk:
          I'm not all alone in the dark. I like the dark. I love the dark... But I hate nature! I HATE nature!
          -Chunk
          177
            Mouth:
            First you gotta do the truffle shuffle.
            -Mouth
            176
              Andy:
              I hit the wrong note. I'm not Liberace you know!
              -Andy
              175
                Data:
                Pinchers of Peril... saved by my Pinchers of Peril!
                -Data
                174
                  Mouth:
                  This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.
                  -Mouth
                  173
                    Mouth:
                    If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches for two weeks without food or water.

                    -Mouth
                    172
                      Irene Walsh:
                      This is my supply closet. You'll find everything you need - brooms, dust pans, insect spray... I would really like the house clean when they tear it down. Clarke, can you translate?

                      -Irene Walsh
                      171
                        Sloth:
                        Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!
                        -Sloth
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                          Mouth:
                          You wouldn't be here if it wasn't!

                          -Mouth
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                            Mikey:
                            That's my mom's most favorite piece!Uuuuuh...

                            -Mikey
                            168
                              Mama Fratelli:
                              The only thing we serve here is tongue! You boys like tongue?

                              -Mama Fratelli
                              167
                                Brandon Walsh:
                                I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!
                                -Brandon Walsh
                                166
                                  Brandon Walsh:
                                  If God made it that way, you'd all be pissing in your faces!

                                  -Brandon Walsh
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                                    Mikey:
                                    Oh, you idiot! You glued it on upside-down!

                                    -Mikey
                                    164
                                      Mikey:
                                      Well, of course she'll notice. She notices everything.
                                      -Mikey
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                                        Chunk:
                                        Do you think your Mom is going to notice? Notice that the statue's penis is missing.

                                        -Chunk
                                        162
                                          Chunk:
                                          You think your Mom's gonna notice?
                                          -Chunk
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                                            Mama Fratelli:
                                            Kids suck.
                                            -Mama Fratelli