The Goonies Quotes
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      Chunk:
      Because it might have daddy long legs in them or something. Or dead things Mikey, dead things, dead things.
      -Chunk
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        Chunk:
        Mikey, Mikey this ain't the kind of place that you'd want to go to the bathroom in.
        -Chunk
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          Mikey:
          Miss where's your bathroom?
          -Mikey
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            Mikey:
            Well, no.
            -Mikey
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              Mama Fratelli:
              Can't you hold it?
              -Mama Fratelli
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                Jake Fratelli:
                I can't argue with that Mama.
                -Jake Fratelli
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                  Jake Fratelli:
                  I ain't going down there Mama. Are you kidding me?
                  -Jake Fratelli
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                    Mama Fratelli:
                    There it is. Okay Jake you first.
                    -Mama Fratelli
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                      Andy:
                      Troy! You touch that mirror again and I swear to god I'm going smack you in the face.
                      -Andy
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                        Chunk:
                        Awww. C'mon guys. Don't make me do it! Not the truffle shuffle!!
                        -Chunk
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                          Mama Fratelli:
                          What's the matter with you? You're so quiet all of sudden. You're the one they call mouth aren't you? [Proceeds to pull a long pearl necklace out of Mouth's mouth.] Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Is that all? Oh my god! [Slaps Mouth on the back
                          -Mama Fratelli
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                            Troy Perkins:
                            Andy you Goonie!!
                            -Troy Perkins
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                              Chunk:
                              It's a stiff!
                              -Chunk
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                                Brad:
                                Andy! You Goonie!
                                -Brad
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                                  Chunk:
                                  Listen, okay? You guys'll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw
                                  -Chunk
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                                    Chunk:
                                    Gee, mister. You're even hungrier than I am
                                    -Chunk
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                                      Chunk:
                                      Mikey, this ain't the kind of place you want to go to the bathroom in.

                                      -Chunk
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                                        Mikey:
                                        You know something, Willie? You're the first Goonie.

                                        -Mikey
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                                          Andy:
                                          Does Brand wear braces?

                                          -Andy
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                                            Mouth:
                                            The marajuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs.

                                            -Mouth