The Lost World: Jurassic Park Quotes
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      [about the poison on the darts in their guns]
      Eddie Carr: The most powerful neurotoxin in the world. It works faster than the nerve conduction velocity, which means the animal's down before it actually feels the - P! - prick of the dart.
      Dr. Ian Malcolm: Is there an antidote?
      Eddie Carr: What, like if you shot yourself in the foot? Don't do that, you would be dead before you even knew you had an accident.
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        Nick Van Owen: You seem like you have a shred of common sense, what the hell are you doing here?
        Roland Tembo: Somewhere on this island is the greatest predator there ever lived. The second greatest predator must take him down.
        [grins]
        Nick Van Owen: [referring to Roland's gun] You gonna use that?
        Roland Tembo: If he doesn't surrender, yes.
        Nick Van Owen: [chuckles] The animal exists on the planet for the first time in tens of millions of years and the only way you can express yourself is to kill it.
        Roland Tembo: Remember that chap about twenty years ago? I forget his name. Climbed Everest without any oxygen, came down nearly dead. When they asked him, they said why did you go up there to die? He said I didn't, I went up there to live.
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          Dr. Ian Malcolm: Did you find him?
          Roland Tembo: Just the parts they didn't like.
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            Eddie Carr: Violence and technology... not good bedfellows!
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              Dr. Ian Malcolm: When you try to sound like Hammond, it comes off as a hustle. I mean, it's not your fault. They say talent skips a generation. So, I'm sure your kids will be sharp as tacks.
              Peter Ludlow: Hammond's reach exceeded his grasp. Mine does not.
              Dr. Ian Malcolm: Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas. And I'm gonna be there when you learn that.
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                Dr. Ian Malcolm: What's your background? Wildlife photography?
                Nick Van Owen: Yeah. Wildlife, combat... you name it. When I was with Nightline, I was in Rwanda, Chechnya, all over Bosnia. Do some volunteer work for Greenpeace once in a while.
                Dr. Ian Malcolm: Greenpeace? What drew you there?
                Nick Van Owen: Women. 80 percent female, Greenpeace.
                Dr. Ian Malcolm: That's noble.
                Nick Van Owen: Yeah well, noble was last year. This year I'm getting paid. Hammond's check cleared, or I wouldn't be going on this wild goose chase...
                Dr. Ian Malcolm: Uh, where your going is the only place in the world where the geese chase *you*!
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                  Roland Tembo: The Rex just fed, so he won't be hunting for a while.
                  Dr. Ian Malcolm: Just fed? I assume you're talking about Eddie? You might show a little more respect, the man saved our lives by giving his.
                  Roland Tembo: Then his problems are over. My point is, predators don't hunt when they're not hungry.
                  Nick Van Owen: Yeah, only humans do.
                  Roland Tembo: Oh, you're breaking my heart. Come on! Saddle up, let's get this moveable feast under way!
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                    [after re-capturing the baby T-Rex in San Diego]
                    Sarah Harding: How do we find the adult?
                    Dr. Ian Malcolm: Just follow the screams.
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                      Dr. Ian Malcolm: Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.
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                        [searching the island for Sarah]
                        Dr. Ian Malcolm: Sarah! Sarah!
                        Nick Van Owen: Sarah Harding!
                        Dr. Ian Malcolm: How many Sarahs you think are on this island? Sarah!
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                          Dr. Ian Malcolm: It's fine if you wanna put your name on something but STOP putting it on other people's headstones.
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                            Sarah Harding: I love you. I just don't... need you right now.
                            Dr. Ian Malcolm: I'll tell you what you NEED, a good anti-psychotic!
                            Sarah Harding: I'll be back in five or six days.
                            Dr. Ian Malcolm: No, you'll be back in five or six PIECES!
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                              Sarah Harding: You know, I have made a career out of waiting for you.
                              Kelly Malcolm: You know, Sarah does have a pretty good p...
                              Dr. Ian Malcolm: It's so important to your future that you not finish that sentence.
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                                Dr. Ian Malcolm: Hang on, this is gonna be bad.
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                                  John Hammond: Don't worry, I'm not making the same mistakes again.
                                  Dr. Ian Malcolm: No, you're making all new ones.
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                                    [Eddie finds Ian, Sarah, and Nick trapped in a trailer hanging over a cliff]
                                    Eddie Carr: What do you need?
                                    Dr. Ian Malcolm: Rope!
                                    Eddie Carr: OK, rope! Anything else?
                                    Dr. Ian Malcolm: Yeah, three double cheeseburgers with everything!
                                    Nick Van Owen: No onions on mine!
                                    Sarah Harding: And an apple turnover!
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                                      Roland Tembo: Peter, if you want me to run your little camping trip, there are two conditions: first, I'm in charge, and when I'm not around, Dieter is. All you have to do is sign the checks, tell us we're doing a good job, and open your case of scotch when we have a good day. Second condition: my fee? You can keep it. All I want in return for my services is the right to hunt one of the tyrannosaurs. A male, a buck only. How and when is my business. Now if you don't like either of those conditions, you're on your own. So go ahead, set up base camp right here, or in a swamp, or in the middle of a Rex nest for all I care. But I've been on too many safaris with rich dentists to listen to any more suicidal ideas, OK?
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                                        Peter Ludlow: Where's the crew?
                                        Harbor Officer: All over the place.
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                                          Harbor Officer: You okay, Mr. Ludlow?
                                          Peter Ludlow: I don't know, how do I look?
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                                            Sarah Harding: What's everybody looking at?
                                            Dr. Ian Malcolm: [spots the T-Rex transfer ship speeding towards the harbor]
                                            Dr. Ian Malcolm: We should've stayed in the damn car.