Kazaam Quotes
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      kazaam:let's green egg and ham it.
      7323
        Kazaam:
        What's the matter, your tongue is broken? At a time like this, you should be stokin'.
        -Kazaam
        7322
          Alice:
          That's right, it's poisoned. I figured if I ended your suffering, mine would end too.


          -Alice
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            Kazaam:
            Grab my belly and make a wish.


            -Kazaam
            7320
              Max:
              You smell like hippopotamus butt.

              -Max
              7319
                Kazaam:
                That's not a wish, that's an insult!

                -Kazaam
                7318
                  Nick Matteo:
                  Tell me, you booked in you just come out and scared the hell out of us.
                  -Nick Matteo
                  7317
                    School Bully:
                    Hey, I wanna talk to you!
                    -School Bully
                    7316
                      Kazaam:
                      You popped the box, so make a wish! Wish for a castle, a fancy chariot! I don't care what you do, I gotta obey the rules. I can't show my magic to anybody but you, and I can't get back into my box until you make your three wishes. Now deal with it!
                      -Kazaam
                      7315
                        Kazaam:
                        I AM KAZAAM!
                        -Kazaam
                        7314
                          Max:
                          Listen, Mr. Psycopathic dork in the basement, I don't think you're ordering anybody!
                          -Max