Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Quotes
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    7313
      Ace in monster truck: "Duuuuh, nobody wants to play wit me."
      7312
        "Hey, What are ya, 'H.R. Shoven Stuff'"?
        -Ace Ventura
        7311
          Ace Ventura:
          Like a glove!
          -Ace Ventura
          7310
            Ace, Ouda:
            Ace: What does Eqincu Ocha mean?
            Ouda: White devil.
            Ace: Well, tell them I'm not.
            Ouda: I only met you. How do I know?
            -Ace, Ouda
            7309
              Ace Ventura:
              My That's a lovely wrap you're wearing. Why don't I get you some fuzzy slippers made from heads of defenseless baby seals?!
              -Ace Ventura
              7308
                Ace Ventura:
                FRIENDS! RODENTS! QUADRAPEDS!!

                LEND MY YOUR REARS!!!!
                -Ace Ventura
                7307
                  Ace Ventura:
                  Shikashek.....ahhh!

                  Shhhhiskibob....

                  Shhhhhawshank Redemption

                  Shikaaaaa..GO! (Chicago)

                  YOUR'RE OUTTA HERE!! Go on, Go!
                  -Ace Ventura
                  7306
                    Ace:
                    Alrighty then!
                    -Ace
                    7305
                      Ace:
                      Oh no, here she comes... Holy! Holy! Good thoughts in, bad thoughts out. Good, bad, good, bad, good! Good! Good!
                      -Ace
                      7304
                        Ace with monopoly guy on shoulders:
                        (Draped like a boa) La dee dah!!! La dee dah!!

                        (Shaking monopoly guy on shoulders) DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS

                        -Ace with monopoly guy on shoulders
                        7303
                          Ace:
                          If I were you then you'd be me and I'd use YOUR body to climb this cliff! You can't stop me no matter who you are!
                          -Ace
                          7302
                            Ace:
                            Loser! La-hoo Sa-herr!
                            -Ace
                            7301
                              Ace:
                              You know... you can poke an eye out with that thing.
                              -Ace
                              7300
                                Ace Ventura:
                                Wundabar! "He exclaimed with great relish....
                                -Ace Ventura
                                7299
                                  Ace:
                                  Earthquake test!
                                  -Ace
                                  7298
                                    Ace Ventura:
                                    It is the Mucous that binds us.
                                    -Ace Ventura
                                    7297
                                      Ace Ventura:
                                      "Re-eh-eh-eh-eh-eaaaallly?!?!"
                                      -Ace Ventura
                                      7296
                                        Ace Ventura:
                                        Last chance! Where's that darn bat?
                                        -Ace Ventura
                                        7295
                                          Ace Ventura:
                                          Let's go kick some...consolate butt.
                                          -Ace Ventura
                                          7294
                                            Ace Ventura:
                                            You must be the monopoly guy! Hey, thanks for the free parking...
                                            -Ace Ventura