The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends Quotes
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      Narrator: Well, you just don't come up with an awful thing like that and not hit the front page...
      Newsboy: Extra, read all about it: Rocket hits Moon, Wally out for season!
      Newsreader: Today's big headline: the birth of 24 caterpillars to a moth in Elizabeth, New Jersey.
      Bullwinkle: I thought the narrator said we'd hit the front page.
      Rocky: We did- the front page in the want ads, see? (reading newspaper) "...Moose will sell Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyam to any interested party."
      Bullwinkle: I said I wanted to SAIL the Ruby Yacht AT an interest-ING party!
      Rocky: Well, that's the press for you.
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        Man in shower (singing): Nelly was a lady, last night she died... / Toll the bell for lo- (water stops) eh? Oh, rats! What happened to the hot water? (bangs showerhead with brush) HEY, SUPER', LET'S HAVE SOME HOT WATER UP HERE!
        Superintendent: You've got all there is. Turn the tap on all the way!
        Man in shower: Oh, very well... (turns tap, starts singing again) Nelly was a lady, last night she died...
        (Bullwinkle pops out of the showerhead and joins in)
        Man in shower and Bullwinkle (a capella): Toll the bell for lovely Nell, my sweet Virginny bride.
        Man in shower: Oh, for cry-eye! It's a monster!
        Bullwinkle: No, I'm more of a second tenor.
        Man in shower: How'd you get in there?
        Bullwinkle: Never mind that! The real question is: how am I gonna get _out_?
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          Boris: Boys, I have a proposition: I pay you, you kill moose.
          Beltcher Crankcase: Dash it all, I thought you said you were an expert.
          Boris: I am--at not killing moose!
          -from the episode "Rue Britannia", Boris Badenov makes a final offer to the Crankcase nephews to rid Bullwinkle of his inheritance
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            Rocky: Bullwinkle, we've got to jump overboard before we're too far out to sea.
            Bullwinkle: Not yet, Rock. I've got another arrangement coming up in the next set.
            Rocky: Look, if you're worried about the chains on your legs, don't.
            Bullwinkle: Well, I must admit, they did cross my mind.
            Narrator: Ah, but Rocky had a plan. Sure enough, during his bass solo on "Four Brothers," the resourceful squirrel attached a hacksaw to his bow, and by bar 32, had sawed through their fetters.
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              Rocky:
              And now....
              Bullwinkle:
              Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
              Rocky:
              But that trick never works.
              Bullwinkle:
              This time for sure. Nothing up my sleeve....PRESTO! (Bullwinkle pulls Rocket J. Squirrel out of his hat.) Well, I'm getting close.
              Rocky:
              Now here something we hope you'll really love.
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                Rocky:
                Hokey smoke, Bullwinkle!
                -Rocky
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                  Bullwinkle:
                  (Rhino roars)
                  Rocky:
                  Wrong Hat.
                  Bullwinkle:
                  I know, I don't know my own strength.
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                    Natasha:
                    You can say that again dahling.
                    -Natasha
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                      Rocky Bullwinkle:
                      '(recognizing Boris's voice) That voice. Where have I heard that voice before?' 'In about 365 other episodes. But I don't know who it is either.'
                      -Rocky Bullwinkle
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                        Bullwinkle:
                        But here, cleverly disguised as a bomb, is a bomb.
                        -Bullwinkle
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                          Rocket J. Squirrel:
                          And now, here to tell you everything about anything is Mr. Know-It-All.
                          -Rocket J. Squirrel
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                            Boris Badenov:
                            You busy-bodies have busied your last body.
                            -Boris Badenov
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                              Cloyd Bullwinkle:
                              'On the moon we always carry a spare heart.' 'Must be nice come Valentine's Day.'
                              -Cloyd Bullwinkle
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                                Bullwinkle:
                                This is the amplifier, which amplifies the sound. And this is the preamplifier, which, of course, amplifies the pree.
                                -Bullwinkle
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                                  Rocky:
                                  Hokey smoke.
                                  -Rocky
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                                    The Announcer:
                                    Well, you're just in time for what might be a very unhappy ending.
                                    -The Announcer
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                                      Mr. Peabody:
                                      I smell foul play, Sherman.
                                      -Mr. Peabody
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                                        Old woman:
                                        I'm not really a wicked fairy. I'm just wicked.
                                        -Old woman
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                                          Boris Badenov:
                                          Shut up your mouth.
                                          -Boris Badenov
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                                            Bullwinkle:
                                            Bullwinkle: Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat.
                                            -Bullwinkle