The Brady Bunch Hour Quotes
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      Bobby: Most people don't even think we go to school. They think all we do is sing and dance and wear clothes with mirrors on 'em.
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        Carol: I never met a music cue I didn't like!
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          Marcia: Marcia. My name is Marcia. I'm Marcia... but who are you?
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            Peter: I'll never understand how such a big girl gets in such a little bikini.
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              Winston: Think about it man. Hamburger has feelings.
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                Cindy: How come we've never had a black president?
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                  Peter: If you were a little older and you weren't my sister...
                  Cindy: Yeah, sure. That's what all the other guys say.
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                    Greg: You know, if you guys weren't my folks, I'd swear you were loaded!
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                      Carol: Cindy is growing up. Seems like only yesterday I was explaining the bumps on her Barbie doll to her.
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                        Mike: When you left here, it was all fun and games. Now it's assault with a deadly rollerskate?
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                          Carol: Is that it? Is that the kind of miserable, ungrateful children you are?
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                            Carol: He's even going to dance class. Do you think he likes that? Do you think your father enjoys wearing tights?
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                              Jan: What'll my friend think? Oh, I could just roll up in a little ball and die!
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                                Jan: Oh, why can't I be dead?
                                Marcia: Yeah! Why can't Jan be dead?
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                                  Jan: Why couldn't I have been one of the Waltons?
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                                    Carol Brady: We really think we have a terrific show for you tonight!
                                    Marcia Brady: It's loaded with music, dancing and lots of comedy.
                                    Bobby Brady: Stay tuned, folks. The comedy starts right after this monologue.
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                                      Bobby Brady: Compared to us, Donny and Marie are Cheech and Chong!
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                                        Greg Brady: What has six eyes, sex appeal, smokes a cigar and wears a toupee?
                                        Everyone: What?
                                        Greg Brady: Tonight's three guests.
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                                          Mike Brady: Mr Berle... why are you here?
                                          Milton Berle: Bad luck, I guess.
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                                            Milton Berle: One more kid and you're eligible for statehood.