7170
Mrs. Parker:
Be a good boy. Show mommy how the piggies eat!
-Mrs. Parker
-Mrs. Parker
7169
Ralphie:
Oooh ffffuuudge!
-Ralphie
-Ralphie
7168
Randy:
I can't get up. I can't get up! I can't get uuup!
-Randy
-Randy
7167
Mr. Parker:
Fra-gee-lay. It must be Italian.
-Mr. Parker
-Mr. Parker
7166
Mr. Parker:
You used up all the glue... on purpose!
-Mr. Parker
-Mr. Parker
7165
Ralphie:
It 'twas... soap poisoning.
-Ralphie
-Ralphie
7164
Mr. Parker:
Would you stop playing with your food, or I'll give you something to cry about!
-Mr. Parker
-Mr. Parker
7163
Mr. Parker:
Or, it could be a bowling alley!
-Mr. Parker
-Mr. Parker
7162
Randy:
Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!
-Randy
-Randy
7161
Boy in School:
Holy cow! It's the fire department!
-Boy in School
-Boy in School
7160
Flick:
Stuck? Stuck. It's Stuck. It's STUCK!!!
-Flick
-Flick
7159
Schwartz:
I TRIPLE dog dare ya!
-Schwartz
-Schwartz
7158
Santa:
You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid
-Santa
-Santa
7157
Ralphie:
No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
-Ralphie
-Ralphie
7156
Ralphie as Adult:
Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football'.A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!
-Ralphie as Adult
-Ralphie as Adult
7155
Ralphie as Adult:
I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed.
-Ralphie as Adult
-Ralphie as Adult
7154
Ralphie as Adult:
Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
-Ralphie as Adult
-Ralphie as Adult
7153
Ralphie as Adult:
It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me.
-Ralphie as Adult
-Ralphie as Adult
7152
Ralphie as Adult:
Over the years I got to be quite a connossieur of soap. Though my personal preference was for Lux, I found that Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand... YECCHH!
-Ralphie as Adult
-Ralphie as Adult
7151
Mr Parker:
Sons of bitches! Bumpuses!
-Mr Parker
-Mr Parker
