A Christmas Story Quotes
    Close
    7190
      Mr. Parker: Dadgummit! Blowout!
      7189
        tis the season to be horry ra ra ra ra ra rara ra!

        - waiters in restraunt
        7188
          Mr. Parker: "Serves you right, you smell buggers!"
          7187
            "I like the Wizard of Oz... I like the Tin Man."

            - Autistic boy with goggles in the line for Santa
            7186
              Mr. Parker: He's a pink nightmare!
              7185
                Old Man (Mr. Parker):
                Shut up, Ralphie!
                -Old Man (Mr. Parker)
                7184
                  Numerous characters:
                  You'll shoot your eye out!
                  -Numerous characters
                  7183
                    HO HO HO!:
                    The Mall Santa
                    -HO HO HO!
                    7182
                      Adult Ralphie:
                      In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenity that as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
                      -Adult Ralphie
                      7181
                        Old Man:
                        You used up all the glue on purpose.
                        -Old Man
                        7180
                          Adult ralphie, Mother, Ralphie:
                          Mother: Ralphie, what would you like for Christmas?

                          Adult Ralphie: Horrified, I heard myself blurt it out.

                          Ralphie: I want an offical Red Rider carbine action two hundred shot range model air rifle.

                          -Adult ralphie, Mother, Ralphie
                          7179
                            Ralphie:
                            I want a red rider 200 shot carbine action range model air rifle with a compass and this thing which tells time built right in the stock.
                            -Ralphie
                            7178
                              Miss Shields:
                              Now I know that some of you put Flick up to this, but he has refused to say who. But those who did it know their blame, and I'm sure that the guilt you must feel would be far worse than any punishment you might receive. Now, don't you feel terrible? Don
                              -Miss Shields
                              7177
                                Ralphie as a kid:
                                Leave me alone....I'm uh......thinking.
                                -Ralphie as a kid
                                7176
                                  Mr. Parker:
                                  He looks like a derranged Easter Bunny.
                                  -Mr. Parker
                                  7175
                                    Mr. Parker:
                                    NOTTAFINGA!
                                    -Mr. Parker
                                    7174
                                      Waiters at restaurant:
                                      Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra!
                                      -Waiters at restaurant
                                      7173
                                        Ralphie, Narrator:
                                        Oh...fuuuudge...

                                        Only I didn't say 'fudge'. I said THE word; the queen mother of all dirty words -- the F-dash-dash-dash word!
                                        -Ralphie, Narrator
                                        7172
                                          Randy:
                                          Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double beatloaf, I hate meatloaf!
                                          -Randy
                                          7171
                                            Old Ralphie:
                                            Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
                                            -Old Ralphie