7190
Mr. Parker: Dadgummit! Blowout!
7189
tis the season to be horry ra ra ra ra ra rara ra!
- waiters in restraunt
- waiters in restraunt
7188
Mr. Parker: "Serves you right, you smell buggers!"
7187
"I like the Wizard of Oz... I like the Tin Man."
- Autistic boy with goggles in the line for Santa
- Autistic boy with goggles in the line for Santa
7186
Mr. Parker: He's a pink nightmare!
7185
Old Man (Mr. Parker):
Shut up, Ralphie!
-Old Man (Mr. Parker)
-Old Man (Mr. Parker)
7184
Numerous characters:
You'll shoot your eye out!
-Numerous characters
-Numerous characters
7183
HO HO HO!:
The Mall Santa
-HO HO HO!
-HO HO HO!
7182
Adult Ralphie:
In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenity that as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
-Adult Ralphie
-Adult Ralphie
7181
Old Man:
You used up all the glue on purpose.
-Old Man
-Old Man
7180
Adult ralphie, Mother, Ralphie:
Mother: Ralphie, what would you like for Christmas?
Adult Ralphie: Horrified, I heard myself blurt it out.
Ralphie: I want an offical Red Rider carbine action two hundred shot range model air rifle.
-Adult ralphie, Mother, Ralphie
Adult Ralphie: Horrified, I heard myself blurt it out.
Ralphie: I want an offical Red Rider carbine action two hundred shot range model air rifle.
-Adult ralphie, Mother, Ralphie
7179
Ralphie:
I want a red rider 200 shot carbine action range model air rifle with a compass and this thing which tells time built right in the stock.
-Ralphie
-Ralphie
7178
Miss Shields:
Now I know that some of you put Flick up to this, but he has refused to say who. But those who did it know their blame, and I'm sure that the guilt you must feel would be far worse than any punishment you might receive. Now, don't you feel terrible? Don
-Miss Shields
-Miss Shields
7177
Ralphie as a kid:
Leave me alone....I'm uh......thinking.
-Ralphie as a kid
-Ralphie as a kid
7176
Mr. Parker:
He looks like a derranged Easter Bunny.
-Mr. Parker
-Mr. Parker
7175
Mr. Parker:
NOTTAFINGA!
-Mr. Parker
-Mr. Parker
7174
Waiters at restaurant:
Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra!
-Waiters at restaurant
-Waiters at restaurant
7173
Ralphie, Narrator:
Oh...fuuuudge...
Only I didn't say 'fudge'. I said THE word; the queen mother of all dirty words -- the F-dash-dash-dash word!
-Ralphie, Narrator
Only I didn't say 'fudge'. I said THE word; the queen mother of all dirty words -- the F-dash-dash-dash word!
-Ralphie, Narrator
7172
Randy:
Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double beatloaf, I hate meatloaf!
-Randy
-Randy
7171
Old Ralphie:
Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
-Old Ralphie
-Old Ralphie
