The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer Quotes
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      Abe Lincoln and Girl at bar:
      President Lincoln: What's a nice girl like you doing here?
      Girl at bar: I'm a whore!
      -Abe Lincoln and Girl at bar
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        Desmond Pfeffier:
        The President is having telegraph sex!
        -Desmond Pfeffier