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      Ed:
      No nostrils. How do you smell?
      Rizzo:
      Awful! Trust me, I'm his roommate!
      7090
        "Shalom!" "(Pant) (Pant)...Oy!"
        -Dr. Teeth and Animal
        7089
          Ed Rizzo:
          Ed: No nostrils. How do you smell? Rizzo: Awful. Trust me, I'm his roommate.

          -Ed Rizzo
          7088
            Gonzo Rizzo:
            'Rizzo, come here, my Cap'n Alphabet is sending me a message: R U There.' ' Are you sure it didn't say R U NUTS?'
            -Gonzo Rizzo
            7087
              Miss Piggy:
              We're going to pause here and we'll be right back with Gonzo, the Geek Who Fell to Earth.
              -Miss Piggy
              7086
                Gonzo Rizzo:
                Gonzo: I'm an alien! Rizzo: What, have you been tap-dancing on the barbecue again?
                -Gonzo Rizzo
                7085
                  Gonzo Rizzo:
                  Gonzo: Rizzo? Rizzo: No, it's Santa, but I forgot my reindeer.
                  -Gonzo Rizzo
                  7084
                    Gonzo Rizzo the Rat:
                    I had that weird dream again.' 'You mean the one with the goat and the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter?
                    -Gonzo Rizzo the Rat
                    7083
                      Pepe:
                      You tell him, and I will smack you. I will smack you like a bad, bad donkey, okay!
                      -Pepe
                      7082
                        Shelley Snipes:
                        You backstabbing, underhanded little coffee-pig!
                        -Shelley Snipes
                        7081
                          Ed Singer:
                          Ed Singer: DON'T...LAUGH...AT MEEEEE!
                          -Ed Singer
                          7080
                            Kermit:
                            Ahah. The old rubber ducky with invisibility-spray trick. Check.
                            -Kermit
                            7079
                              Miss Piggy Gonzo:
                              Piggy: What are you doing here? Gonzo: I'm making contact. What are you doing?
                              -Miss Piggy Gonzo
                              7078
                                Miss Piggy:
                                Someone knock and see if Barbie's home!
                                -Miss Piggy
                                7077
                                  Dr. Van Neuter:
                                  Release...me!!
                                  -Dr. Van Neuter
                                  7076
                                    Fozzy:
                                    Kermit...I have to go to the little bear's room!
                                    -Fozzy
                                    7075
                                      Pepe:
                                      I am not a shrimp; I am a KING PRAWN!!
                                      -Pepe
                                      7074
                                        Gonzo and Rizzo:
                                        Gonzo: Hey, hey, Rizzo!! My breakfast cereal just spoke to me!
                                        Rizzo: Yeah, I know what you mean. I had some guacamole last night, and it's STILL speakin' to me!
                                        -Gonzo and Rizzo
                                        7073
                                          Pepe the King Prawn:
                                          Smoking is very bad for you, ok?
                                          -Pepe the King Prawn
                                          7072
                                            Dr. Von Neuter:
                                            Hello, I'm Dr. Von Neuter
                                            -Dr. Von Neuter