27038
Kathleen Beck:
I just adored high school. I was most popular and queen of everything! Tell me, Carlotta, can you remember as far back as your high school days?
-Kathleen Beck
-Kathleen Beck
27037
Carlotta Beck:
...That time at the airport, she got a hold of a microphone and announced that TWA was out of toilet paper.
-Carlotta Beck
-Carlotta Beck
27036
Mother B:
Well, if you don't mind I think I'd just like to go upstairs and freshen up. You see, I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.
-Mother B
-Mother B
27035
Carlotta Beck:
Were you aware, Marshall, that there is no valet parking at K-Mart?
-Carlotta Beck
-Carlotta Beck
27034
Carlotta Beck:
Anyway, Stanley, you're independently wealthy. You don't need any more cash. I, on the other hand, am just a step away from turning these drapes into a dress.
-Carlotta Beck
-Carlotta Beck
27033
Carlotta Beck:
Bootsie Westchester's taste in men ranges from King Kong to Lil' Abner, and unfortunately you do not fall into that category!
-Carlotta Beck
-Carlotta Beck
27032
Mother B:
I always hated makin' love to Big Guy ˜cause he insisted I say "cheese." I got so tired of that. "Cheese, cheese, cheese!
-Mother B
-Mother B
