27058
Marshall Beck:
Well, my father was not a sentimental man, so I'll just say this: Here's to Big Guy Beck. He lived for better or for worse, but he's dead for good.
-Marshall Beck
-Marshall Beck
27057
Mother B:
Alright, everybody, rub my bottom and make a wish!
-Mother B
-Mother B
27056
Carlotta Beck:
If you refuse to pay servants, you leave us no choice but to adopt small, pliant children from underprivileged countries.
-Carlotta Beck
-Carlotta Beck
27055
Bootsie Westchester:
It seems you only bring trouble on yourself tryin' to be somethin' that you're not. Like that man from the Enquirer that I read about who gave himself a sex-change operation and was real sorry afterwards.
-Bootsie Westchester
-Bootsie Westchester
27054
Carlotta Beck:
Spare us the histrionics. If sex were fast food, there'd be an arch over your bed!
-Carlotta Beck
-Carlotta Beck
27053
Carlotta Beck:
Mark my words, Stanley, you cannot go around giving away wealth to people who've never had it. It just makes them more greedy.
-Carlotta Beck
-Carlotta Beck
27052
Mother B:
Marshall, I have not had too much to drink. I know so because when I have had too much to drink, I throw up.
-Mother B
-Mother B
27051
Carlotta Beck:
I am sick to death of food I have to unfold, unwrap or unscrew!
-Carlotta Beck
-Carlotta Beck
27050
Kathleen Beck:
Oh, Stanley, sometimes I want you so much I could just kiss you until I've sucked all the life from your lungs!
-Kathleen Beck
-Kathleen Beck
27049
Stanley Beck:
What are you, some kind of a geriatric groupie?
-Stanley Beck
-Stanley Beck
27048
Bootsie Westchester:
I read about a man who won all new wall-to-wall carpetin' that contained the teeniest unidentified larva that eventually caused him to paste a 26-foot tapeworm from his body.
-Bootsie Westchester
-Bootsie Westchester
27047
Carlotta Beck:
At first it was difficult for me to believe that I could be related, even by marriage, to a woman who thinks the pinnacle of good taste is owning a rug with Elvis Presley's face on it.
-Carlotta Beck
-Carlotta Beck
27046
Carlotta Beck:
If those thighs get any bigger, you can apply for statehood.
-Carlotta Beck
-Carlotta Beck
27045
Mother B:
Oh, young people, old people, what's the difference? They're all high on pain killers!
-Mother B
-Mother B
27044
Stanley Beck:
Well, Carlotta, I drink this ˜cause I'm proud. I'm a Pepper... We're all Peppers. Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?
-Stanley Beck
-Stanley Beck
27043
Mother B:
They tell me I'm crazy. What do you think?
-Mother B
-Mother B
27042
Marshall Beck:
I always wanted a child. Even as a child, I wanted a child because no one wanted to play with me. Now this one will have to, whether he likes it or not, because I said so!
-Marshall Beck
-Marshall Beck
27041
Carlotta Beck:
I have absolutely no intention of havin' a baby. Just because I am a woman, it does not necessarily follow that I enjoy bein' around little people that spit-up on me.
-Carlotta Beck
-Carlotta Beck
27040
Marshall Beck:
Now, could we just once, in front of company, have a normal conversation that does not make this family sound like the dumbest, kookiest people on Earth?
-Marshall Beck
-Marshall Beck
27039
Carlotta Beck:
Do you happen to have an overdose of sleeping pills on you?
-Carlotta Beck
-Carlotta Beck
