Robin Hood: Men in Tights Quotes
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      Little John:"Im sorry Robin, but a tolls a toll, and a rolls a roll. If you don't pay no tolls then we don't get no rolls. I made that up myself."
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        Broomhilde:
        Oh! The happy little blue bird has left a happy little doo doo on your hand.
        -Broomhilde
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          Broomhilde:
          Oh! The happy little blue bird has left a happy little doo doo on your hand.
          -Broomhilde
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            Robin Hood:
            Achoo?

            Solders: Bless you.
            -Robin Hood
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              pj:
              we didnt land on sherwood forest, sherwood forest landed on us!
              -pj
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                The king:
                Henc forth all the toliets in the land shall be called Johns, now take him away. oh and make him part of the toure!
                -The king
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                  Prince John and Robin Hood:
                  PJ: And why should the people listen to you?

                  Robin: Because. Unlike some other Robin Hoods....I can speak with an english accent.
                  -Prince John and Robin Hood
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                    Prince John and the Sheriff of Rottingham:
                    Sheriff - Wasn't your...didn't your mole used to be on the other side?
                    Prince - I have a MOLE??!!
                    -Prince John and the Sheriff of Rottingham
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                      Blinkin:
                      (feeling a Greek statue) "AAAH!! MASTER ROBIN!!! You've lost your arms in battle!!...But you've grown some nice b**bs!"
                      -Blinkin
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                        Little John:
                        I'm drowning!!! I'm drowning!!! Help me!!!
                        -Little John
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                          Robin and Blinkin:
                          (Robin) - Blinkin, what are you doing?
                          (Blinkin) - I'm...guessing...I GUESS no one's coming...
                          -Robin and Blinkin