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      Vancome Lady:
      Tcha, know what? Uh-Uh!
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        Dorren:
        Now Stuart where did you get that underwear?
        Stuart:
        I found it on the floor.
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          Stuart:
          Look what I can do!
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            Doreen & Stuart:
            Doreen Larkin: What does mama say about the smoking?
            Stuart Larkin: Smoking is for Europeans and white trash.

            -Doreen & Stuart
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              Stuart, Aunt Noreen, & Doreen:
              Aunt Noreen: Happy Birthday, Stuart! Do you remember which aunt I am?
              Stuart Larkin: The alcoholic?
              Aunt Noreen: No...
              Stuart Larkin: The one who lives with her "FRIEND", Linda?
              Aunt Noreen: No...
              Stuart Larkin: Then you must be the ugly one.
              -Stuart, Aunt Noreen, & Doreen